Blockhead Bonanza: Where even the creepers think ‘Stupid ass kikes’ is too far

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9459
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Star Shards Collected:	225	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you crazy crafters out there!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen while riding on the back of a flying pig! Build your dream castle out of diamond blocks and watch as it gets invaded by a horde of angry chickens armed with swords!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Foreskin Forest, where players can embark on a quest to find the elusive Golden Foreskin and unlock untold riches and glory!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server around – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few missing brain cells)!

Hopela – Survival

Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3854
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11

play.hopela.fr

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2649
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Enchantments Applied:	185
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Love Letters Sent:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1557
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	103	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4475
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5257
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3119
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	215
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3969
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6452
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Potions Brewed:	188	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Magic Items Found:	2033	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4795
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Villages Defended:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3922
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Love Letters Sent:	18
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1654
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	682
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	796
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Potions Brewed:	109
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Ores Mined:	1665

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5766
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	240	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2106
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Farms Harvested:	864	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

play.infinitemc.net