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Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 3344 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Endless Legions Commanded: | 44 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 31 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 | Magic Items Found: | 2251 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen while riding on the back of a flying pig! Build your dream castle out of diamond blocks and watch as it gets invaded by a horde of angry chickens armed with swords!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Foreskin Forest, where players can embark on a quest to find the elusive Golden Foreskin and unlock untold riches and glory!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server around – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few missing brain cells)!