Blockhead Bonanza: The Stupid Twink Edition

Absurd, Blockhead, bonanza, brainless, Clueless, Comical, dumb, Edition, Foolish, funny, humor, IDIOTIC, immature, laughable, meme, Naive, Nonsensical, Oblivious, Ridiculous, silly, stupid, twink, witless

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5975
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Emeralds Found:	9245	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	117	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

New Minecraft Servers

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Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, or have a dance party with creepers. Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and guarded by a giant chicken. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat the chicken in a dance-off will be rewarded with diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most ridiculous and fun Minecraft experience of your life. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1694
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dimension Hops:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

play.hollowtree.net

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2388
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Zombie Dances:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

minehut.com

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2535
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

org.ecc.eco

Hopela – Survival

Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4212
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Potions Brewed:	181
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Secret Passages Found:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

play.hopela.fr

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3103
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Divine Spears Created:	27
Astral Projections Made:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6595
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Dimension Hops:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Runes Activated:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5941
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8585
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Divine Spears Created:	16
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	2706	Void Gems Collected:	30
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Star Shards Collected:	220

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8706
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3225	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Towns Built:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	466
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	178
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Magic Items Found:	8238	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4572
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Towns Built:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	315
Enchantments Applied:	119	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1701	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2268
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5682
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Animals Bred:	47	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	287	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4873
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Chimeras Created:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8855
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

sky-network.eu