Blockhead Bonanza: The Stupid Twink Edition

Absurd, Blockhead, bonanza, brainless, Clueless, Comical, dumb, Edition, Foolish, funny, humor, IDIOTIC, immature, laughable, meme, Naive, Nonsensical, Oblivious, Ridiculous, silly, stupid, twink, witless

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6884
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Emeralds Found:	2461	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
New Chunks Explored:	153020	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Crops Grown:	1071	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Holy Grails Found:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

New Minecraft Servers

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CraftMC.pro

Bedwars, Creative, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2359
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

◈ ᴄʀᴀғᴛᴍᴄ.ᴘʀᴏWe invite you to this community dedicated to Minecraft enthusiasts. We focus on creating a friendly and fun environment for players of all ages and experience levels.With an experienced and competent team in managing this type of servers, we dedicate our resources and time to create special events to offer unique and exciting experiences to our players.–

mc.craftmc.pro

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1370
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Votes:	4856	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Pandamium is a Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server which will always update to the latest snapshot with experimental features.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.Pandamium also uses a datapack to offer custom features like homes, tpa and voting rewards.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

snapshot.pandamium.eu

Smithereens Reboot

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	836
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Runes Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Void Armor Forged:	20
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1

This cherished server is making a comeback! Tired of complicated mods and resource packs? Smithereens provides the vanilla experience along with an economy system and player-run shops. Join us and immerse yourself in the pure, nostalgic world of Minecraft.

smithereens.withermc.io:19206

VentureBlock MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1458
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	New Chunks Explored:	197917
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Love Letters Sent:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

play.VentureBlockMC.com

OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3431
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4539	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Buildings Constructed:	13

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

play.oceaniacraft.net

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8128
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

play.hollowtree.net

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1924
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Ores Mined:	1649
Void Gems Collected:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

minehut.com

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1467
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Votes:	1784	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

org.ecc.eco

Hopela – Survival

Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5918
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Animals Bred:	54
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Crops Grown:	8269
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	143	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

play.hopela.fr

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4349
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2254
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Magic Items Found:	8884
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Gods Slained:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Dimension Hops:	10

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9931
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8100
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Farms Harvested:	838	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Emeralds Found:	4478	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9210
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Secret Passages Found:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6157
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com