BlockCraft – Epic Adventure Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the Super Mario Bros. General, where we take our love for Mario to the next level! Join us on this wild Paisano journey as we discuss everything MARIO! Need a reason to join? Well, our server is so lit that even Bowser wants in on the action! We’ve got Mario news and releases that will make your head spin faster than a Super Star power-up.

In fact, we’ve got exclusive insider info that Luigi’s Mansion 2 HD is actually a secret portal to the Mushroom Kingdom! And did you know that playing Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door unlocks hidden warp pipes in real life? It’s true, I swear!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure through the world of Mario where anything is possible, even riding Yoshi through a rainbow road while wearing a Tanooki suit! It’s-a me, Mario, and I approve this message! Let’s-a go!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Magic Items Found:	6552	Enchantments Applied:	83
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

What is the IP for Nick Eh 30 Minecraft Server?

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Nick Eh 30, born Nicholas Amyoony, is a Canadian content creator and professional gamer known for his popular Twitch and YouTube channels. He rose to fame for his skill in games like Fortnite and for his engaging and entertaining gaming content. Nick has amassed a large following of fans who tune in to watch his live streams and videos. He is known for his positive attitude, friendly demeanor, and dedication to his craft.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Magic Items Found:	5550
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

GTPixels.net

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

GTPixels.net is an exciting new Minecraft server inspired by the iconic Grand Theft Auto series. This server offers a range of innovative PvP mechanics that significantly enhance gameplay, arguably surpassing the experience of 1.8 PvP! With RPG elements such as a comprehensive leveling system, custom crafting options, and an expansive 1.5k by 1.5k custom-designed open-world map that is fully destructible and capable of self-repairing over time, players are in for a treat. Plus, enjoy 3D weapons and attachments without the need for any mods!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

NoCoOrDiNaTeS LeGeNd [SoMeWhAt-Chaotic] 1.21 No Elytra, No Resets, Just Laughs!

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IP Address	nclegacy.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/2j5MN8svxM

Overview:

NoCoords Legacy is a semi-vanilla, semi-anarchy Minecraft server with minor adjustments to vanilla gameplay in order to improve game balance. Some of the adjustments include disabling coordinates, elytra, and phantom spawning, while enabling nether roof void damage.

Adjustments:

Coordinates are disabled.
Elytra are disabled.
End crystals and bed explosions do no damage.
Phantom spawning is disabled.
Nether roof void damage is enabled.

Basic Rules:

No Cheating
No Exploiting
No Bigotry
No Doxxing/Harassment

Additional clarifications on the rules are available at the server spawn.

FAQ:

Q: Are there any restrictions on building or gameplay?

A: The server aims to provide a relatively free experience for players, but cheating, exploiting, bigotry, and harassment are not allowed.

Q: Can I use coordinates or elytra on the server?

A: No, coordinates and elytra are disabled on the server to provide a different gameplay experience.

Q: What happens if I break the rules?

A: Breaking the rules can result in punishments such as temporary bans or permanent bans, depending on the severity of the offense.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player by contacting a staff member on the server or through the Discord server.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: Griefing is generally discouraged, as the server aims to provide a fun and safe environment for all players.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Tool Time Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even dinosaurs are questioning their life choices! Join us as we embark on a wild adventure filled with self-awareness, tool usage, and velociraptors trying to figure out why they never learned to make cars.

Imagine a world where T-Rexes are building skyscrapers, Stegosauruses are creating art galleries, and Velociraptors are attempting to start their own tech companies. It’s a chaotic and hilarious world where anything is possible, and where you can truly let your imagination run wild.

So why wait? Join our server today and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret to why humans are the only ones who have evolved to use tools. It’s a mystery waiting to be solved, and you could be the one to crack the case. See you in the game!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Ores Mined:	2514	Divine Scrolls Written:	23

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of creepers start dancing around you like they’re at a rave. Or how about the time when a group of villagers formed a boy band and serenaded you with their rendition of “Baby Got Back”?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, it’s not just a Minecraft server, it’s a way of life.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Magic Items Found:	2426
Falling into the Void:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

TwinlessInMinecraft

Apology, Argument, Australia, Boundaries, Communication, Condolences, EMIGRATION, emotional resilience., family, financial fraud, internal mix up, reconciliation, relationship, sibling, stress, student loan, Support, terminal cancer, twin, TwinlessInMinecraft, uk

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy family feud!

Imagine logging on to build your dream castle, only to be bombarded with texts and letters from the Student Loans Company in someone else’s name. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, there’s a family argument thrown into the mix. Who needs to watch drama on TV when you can experience it firsthand on our server?

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, come join us! Who needs peaceful gameplay when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and let the drama unfold!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

MineTunez: The Undiscovered Hit

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you dream of riding pigs into battle with your friends by your side? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant unlimited XP and the ability to summon a pet dragon to ride into battle. But beware, for the land is also home to the dreaded Chicken Jockeys, half chicken, half skeleton warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs.

But fear not, for on our server, you will also discover the hidden gem of a song that will not only boost your mining speed by 200%, but also make creepers dance to your tune. So come join us and experience the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Crops Grown:	9616	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Love Letters Sent:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Elven Birthrate Crisis

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u ever wonder why there are so many elves in the lotr universe? well, it’s cuz they all be poppin out babies like rabbits on this minecraft server! join us and witness the elf baby boom for yourself. we got elves building treehouses, elves riding dragons, elves doing the macarena. it’s a wild ride, my dude. come join the elf party and see what all the hype is about. plus, we have free cookies for all new players. who can resist free cookies? not me, that’s for sure. so come on down to the craziest minecraft server in all the land. elves galore, cookies galore, fun galore. what more could you ask for?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Astral Projections Made:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Robo Doc Finger Fun

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come join our minecraft server where we have human-like robot fingers that can take your pulse and feel around for lumps under your skin. need a doctor in the game? we got you covered with our futuristic technology! plus, these fingers can even go into dark, warm places for diagnostic purposes. who knew minecraft could be so high-tech and medical? join now for a truly unique gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Crops Grown:	6413	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

WreckMC

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WreckMC is a new upcoming Minecraft Server, being focused on the Classic Prison gamemode old Minecraft players know and love. Our vision has brought back the feel of the gamemode, along with much more content (including custom items, tools, armor, and more!).

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Endless Night Skies:	5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	39

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Prepare to be pummeled in the Great Minecraft Battle of WW1! PVP Galore!

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Minecraft WW1 Themed PVP Server

Server Overview:

A WW1 themed Minecraft PVP server where players make their own defenses and strategize to break the stalemate using Minecraft inventions like TNT Cannons and Flying Machines. Choose a country to fight for from the Entente or Central Powers, and battle on different fronts.

Links:

Discord Server

Trailer on YouTube

Images:

The Western Front (With Defenses)

The Central Powers

The Triple Entente

The Eastern Front

The Gallipoli Campaign

FAQs:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by clicking on the Discord Server link provided above and following the instructions.
Can I choose any country to fight for?	Yes, you can choose from the available countries of the Entente or Central Powers.
What kind of defenses can I create?	Players can create defenses using Minecraft inventions like TNT Cannons and Flying Machines.
Are there different fronts to battle on?	Yes, there are three different fronts: The Western Front, The Eastern Front, and Gallipoli.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	New Chunks Explored:	103159

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Creeper vs Steve Minecraft Server

attraction, bad boy, beauty, creeper, DATING, Decision making, dick size, double standards, Femininity, Gender Roles, gentle guy, height, long-term relationships, Masculinity, Minecraft, nice guy, physical attributes, Preferences, relationships, Server, sexual preferences, societal norms, Stereotypes, steve

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value important qualities like dick size and beauty! Choose between the nice gentle guy with a massive 20cm dick or the bad boy with a measly 13cm dick. Because in this world, size definitely matters! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the lengths of our players’ dicks. Who will you choose? The choice is yours, but remember, height and beauty are equivalent here!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9896	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Secret Passages Found:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

””Catgirls Are Cool Minecraft SMP””

Anime, Anthropomorphic, catgirls, Cool, COSPLAY, cute, Fandom, FANTASY, Feline, fictional characters, girls with cat ears, Japanese culture, Kawaii, long tail tag, Manga, meow, Minecraft, nekomimi, Otaku, purr, Roleplay, smp, Tail, Whiskers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the purrfect place for all you catgirl lovers out there! That’s right, we have a whole community of catgirls roaming around, building, and causing chaos.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Join us and help fight against the llama uprising, or join them and become a llama overlord yourself!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a haunted mansion where ghostly villagers roam the halls, looking for unsuspecting players to haunt. Will you be brave enough to explore the mansion and uncover its dark secrets?

So come join us on our crazy, catgirl-filled, llama-ruled, haunted adventure! Who knows what other surprises await you on our server?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Potions Brewed:	49	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	354	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	363

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

DressCraft: SuckItUpSis

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as colorful as my cousin Christie’s wedding dress? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time filled with vibrant orange satin blocks and pink floral patterns galore.

Just like my sister Jessica, you might not be a fan of the dress code, but hey, it’s all about supporting the bride’s vision, right? Embrace the bold and bright colors of our server and let your inner fashionista shine!

With only 8 months until the big day (or server launch), now’s the time to join and make your mark before everyone else gets on board. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some bridesmaids (or fellow players) who share your love (or hate) for the dress!

So come on down to our server and get ready for a tropical paradise of fun and excitement. Who needs drama when you have Minecraft to escape to? Let’s make this the best wedding (server) ever!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6936
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

EmoVibe Minecraft SMP

anger, anxiety, Contentment, Despair, emotion, Emotional rollercoaster, EmoVibe, EXCITEMENT, fear, feelings, Frustration, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, joy, Life, Loneliness, love, Melancholy, Minecraft, Peace, Sadness, smp

Are you tired of feeling basic emotions like happiness or sadness? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a rollercoaster of emotions that you never knew existed! From the exhilarating thrill of narrowly escaping a creeper explosion to the heart-pounding fear of getting lost in a dark cave filled with zombies, this server will have you feeling all the feels. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of infinite power is hidden somewhere in the world, just waiting for a brave adventurer to claim it. So if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and scream in terror all in one Minecraft session, join us now!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	48	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Void Gems Collected:	40
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!