BlockBusters: No Time for Sex | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5554
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	30	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of spending all your time alone in your Minecraft world, with no one to keep you company? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! We guarantee that you’ll never have to go without sex or masturbation again, thanks to our virtual companions who are always ready to lend a hand…or a block. Join us now and say goodbye to those lonely nights spent mining and crafting by yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7992
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Emeralds Found:	7896	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

play.anarchus.com

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7959
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1976	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Emeralds Found:	9327
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

64.20.56.219:19145

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2776
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Animals Bred:	33
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Divine Spears Created:	29	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

play.hotdogwater.dog

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2092
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9045
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

play.Carpour.com

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2664
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	48	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Endless Night Skies:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	15

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

play.goldengalaxymc.com

PixelBallers

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	748
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	47

Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

135.148.226.114

Happy-HG Network

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9456
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Villages Defended:	17	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

mc.happy-hg.com

PixelEarth.Ro

Earth, Survival

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8497
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Enchantments Applied:	126
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Minecraft Server ( Earth -> 1.18.x – 1.20.x NON PREMIUM ) – Kits – Quests – Free rewards – Events – Giveaways – much more

5.252.101.139:25582

StoneBlock3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7619
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Hosted in Data Center > FTB StoneBlock 3 modpack

sb3.craftersland.net

XanthaCraft

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3280
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	506607	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Mines Excavated:	1238
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

We stride to create a positive and friendly gaming environment. Our network consists of 4 current servers to play on! KitPvP, Bedwars, Survival, and LifeSteal! We are always added Content so Please Join our discord to get the latest News and Updates! We Provide 24/7 Uptime, No Lag, and Active Staff Members! We hope you enjoy our Network, if you’d like to support XanthaCraft please donate in the store! Thanks for playing!Current Working Up To Date Server Gamemodes Lifesteal BedWars Survival KitPvPGamemodes Soon to Come! Prison SkyBlock FactionsIf you’d like to Support XanthaCraft Leave a review

play.xanthacraft.net

The Orange

Anarchy, Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5396
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Towns Built:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Embark on the exciting world of Survival Ultimate: epic adventures, beloved pets, customizable vehicles, intense PvP zones, an impressive range of weapons and solid protections. Design your own plots and explore stores full of treasures. Additionally, a unique tool allows you to capture mobs. What are you waiting for to join?

mc.lanaranja.es

Stormy Lagoon

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6395
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Villages Defended:	20
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Server Version: 1.19.3, Java & Bedrock Server IP: play.stormylagoon.com Bedrock Port: 25566 (You do not need to use a port for Java!) Store: https://store.stormylagoon.com Discord: https://discord.gg/X9Ugfhm Greylist: https://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/servers-java-edition/pc-servers/3145472-new-java-bedrock-1-18-2-stormy-lagoon-vanilla

play.stormylagoon.com

WildCraftMC

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2593
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	215	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

In an endless sea of cold impersonal Minecraft Networks & Hub servers, WildCraftMC wishes to offer you something more meaningful, a server to call home.WildCraftMC is a multi-purpose social community for everyone, whether it be over Discord or WC’s Minecraft server, we offer a multitude of premium features which allows for an adventurous experience that offers exclusive events, quests and items to collect and/or share.We would like to invite you to our server community & into our family.We have a multitude of optional features while keeping the server semi-vanilla, such as survival and creative worlds. An RPG play style to upgrade your player skills. Mini Bosses that drop rare collectible loot. Adventurous Quests that offer exclusive events and items to collect. An advanced fishing feature with custom levelling, rod augments, entropy & much more.We offer an extensively customized advancement system that offers special abilities & rewards for completing many new achievement based advancements.

play.wildcraftmc.com

VolcCraft

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9777
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8289
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Meteorites Collected:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Pixelmon Reforged [9.1.3] VolcCraftBoosted Days • Player Gyms • Custom Shiny Starters • Custom Texture Pokemon • Free Play-Time Ranks/Rewards • GTS • Player Market • Pixelmon Plushies • Biome RTP • Trivia • Vote Crates • Frequent Key Giveaways • And Much More! •NEW: Build Contest going on NOW until April 16th for prizes!Boosted Days: Friday: Legendary DaySaturday: Shiny DaySunday: HA DayTuesday-Wednesday: Bosses Days

play.volccraft.net

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5403
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Villages Defended:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Pandamium is a SMP Minecraft Server. We have stronger mobs that you can hunt for rewards and ranks, and the usual basics, ranks, homes, claims, tpa, votes, etc. Overall it’s fairly close to Vanilla, except for the special mobs.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

pandamium.eu