BlockBusters: No Time for Sex | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4977
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Votes:	5823	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Emeralds Found:	2176	Players Killed by Monsters:	8249
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Potions Brewed:	136	Epic Battles Fought:	18

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of spending all your time alone in your Minecraft world, with no one to keep you company? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! We guarantee that you’ll never have to go without sex or masturbation again, thanks to our virtual companions who are always ready to lend a hand…or a block. Join us now and say goodbye to those lonely nights spent mining and crafting by yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4572
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Enchantments Applied:	99	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

play.squirtlesquadmc.com

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9441
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

play.exeoscraft.com

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	357
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	3985	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mines Excavated:	1281
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

play.cropied.com

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1879
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Mines Excavated:	4435
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Potions Brewed:	52	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

play.kchscraft.net

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9024
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

munchymc.com

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5868
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Divine Spears Created:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

jogar.celestialpixelmon.com

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6089
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	460	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Votes:	2792	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Farms Harvested:	480
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Gods Slained:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

play.mc64.wtf

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	942
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Crops Grown:	4500
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

play.minejordyn.org

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7832
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Emeralds Found:	9101	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Farms Harvested:	969

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

mc.omegacraft.cl

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1865
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Astral Projections Made:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

play.flaremc.org

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6761
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

RoyalMC.eu

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	915
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	60
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Falling into the Void:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

disastermc.com

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5059
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Crops Grown:	7253	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Holy Grails Found:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

jogar.mc-mastercraft.net

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5439
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	383	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ores Mined:	7510	Towns Built:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

mc.survivaldub.com

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6651
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

play.acornmc.org