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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 90/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11
Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Unicorn Sightings: 0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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