Are you tired of getting kicked out of your house for watching too much porn? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and distract yourself from those naughty videos with some good old block building and zombie slaying. Who needs porn when you have creepers exploding in your face, am I right? Plus, rumor has it that our server has magical powers that can help you resist the urge to watch porn. So come on over and let us help you kick that dirty habit to the curb!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 107/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
Astral Staffs Crafted: 9 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Rainbows Spotted: 6
Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 38 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • 4Kids Ruined Minecraft

    4Kids Ruined Minecraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further! Our server is like a wild anime adventure where 4kids reign supreme and 2D anime girls come to life!

    Join us for a wacky journey where we embrace all things 4kids and dive headfirst into the world of anime. Who needs reality when you can have virtual anime girls as your best friends? Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock hidden powers that will make you the ultimate anime master.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave your boring old life behind and join us on this crazy Minecraft server where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even meet your waifu along the way!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Minecraft Madness: Manga Mayhem

    Minecraft Madness: Manga Mayhem
    Hey there, fellow manga enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers that only talk about the same old manga series? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all your manga needs!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic battles. We’ve got scifi and fantasy galore, with a touch of low fantasy for those looking for something a little different. And don’t worry, we’ve banned all mecha stuff so you won’t have to deal with any pesky robots ruining your fun.

    Need some recommendations for new manga to read? Look no further! Our members are experts in all things manga and can help you find your next obsession. From hard scifi to mind-bending fantasy, we’ve got it all.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the manga madness begin! Who knows, you might even uncover a hidden gem that will blow your mind like never before. See you there!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 44 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Love Letters Sent: 16
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • BlockyBalls69 Minecraft Server – Where we pay tribute to cocks and play mini golf! #sendnudes

    BlockyBalls69 Minecraft Server – Where we pay tribute to cocks and play mini golf! #sendnudes
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon! But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal that leads to a land filled with talking animals and dancing llamas.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic cock tribute battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And if that’s not enough, we also have a special feature where you can send pics of your builds to our resident minigolf expert for a chance to win a grand prize!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 38 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3
    Villages Defended: 9 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 0

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Pixel Pundits: The Blocky Battle Royale

    Pixel Pundits: The Blocky Battle Royale
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building cute little houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we settle the age-old debate: which is more universally reviled and reprehensible – creepers or skeletons?

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of creepers come charging at you, ready to blow you to smithereens. But wait, here come the skeletons riding on top of spiders, shooting arrows at you from a distance. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s… hilarious!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of battling it out with your friends to see who can survive the longest against these dastardly foes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond armor. But beware, for the legendary Ender Dragon lurks nearby, waiting to swoop down and snatch away your precious loot.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prove once and for all which mob is truly the most reviled and reprehensible in all of Minecraft!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 25 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 42
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 141 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • GameRx Minecraft Hospital: Name five video games and call me in the morning

    GameRx Minecraft Hospital: Name five video games and call me in the morning
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the chest was guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat! Only on this server will you encounter such absurd adventures.

    But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Well, on this server, anything is possible! We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you question reality.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this – on this server, the pigs can fly. Literally. So come join us and let’s embark on the wildest Minecraft journey you’ll ever experience. Remember, when in doubt, just name five video games and call me in the morning.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 36 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • TotalCraft: Where you can’t escape the tyranny of creepers and crafting, but hey, at least it’s fun!

    TotalCraft: Where you can’t escape the tyranny of creepers and crafting, but hey, at least it’s fun!
    Are you tired of boring, peaceful Minecraft servers where everyone just builds cute little houses and farms all day? Well, come join our server where chaos reigns supreme!

    In this totalitarian dystopia, you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through treacherous obstacles and face off against ruthless players who will stop at nothing to destroy your creations. But don’t worry, because our admin team is always watching, ready to swoop in and ban anyone who dares to challenge their authority.

    Join now and experience the thrill of living on the edge, where every block you place could be your last. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker where all the banned players are forced to mine for diamonds for eternity.

    So why do you love this server so much? Because where else can you find such a perfect blend of chaos, tyranny, and pure unadulterated fun? Join us today and see for yourself why this totalitarian dystopia is the place to be in the world of Minecraft.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Tea and Creepers: A British Minecraft Adventure

    Tea and Creepers: A British Minecraft Adventure
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a strict “no nonces” policy – because who wants creepy weirdos ruining the fun, am I right?

    But that’s not all! We also have a ban on Aussies because, let’s face it, those guys are just too good at Minecraft and it’s not fair to the rest of us mere mortals. Plus, have you heard about the legendary diamond mine on our server? It’s said that whoever mines there will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and eternal glory!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that try to ruin your day? So come join us for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life – just don’t forget to leave your Aussie friends at the door!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9116 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • RespawnRUs: Where Death is Just a Temporary Setback!

    RespawnRUs: Where Death is Just a Temporary Setback!
    Welcome to the most mind-bending, reality-warping Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine a world where the laws of physics don’t apply, where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. This server is like stepping into a psychedelic wonderland where anything is possible.

    Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, rumored to grant the eater eternal life and unlimited building materials. But beware, for the bacon is guarded by a pack of enchanted chickens who are not to be trifled with.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that deep within the server lies a portal to the Netherworld, where players can battle fearsome demons and collect rare treasures. Will you dare to enter and claim your prize?

    So come on, join us on this wild ride and see if you can unravel the mysteries of this bizarre and fantastical Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the true meaning of life…or at least have a good laugh trying.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 67 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • GundamSeedMC: Where every OP/ED is God-tier!

    GundamSeedMC: Where every OP/ED is God-tier!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as the battles in Gundam Seed/Destiny? Look no further, because our server is like the Strike Freedom of the Minecraft world – OP AF!

    Join us and experience the thrill of building your own mobile suit while dodging creepers and zombies like a true Coordinator. Our OP OPs and EDs will have you feeling like you’re piloting the Freedom Gundam itself, soaring through the skies and taking down enemies left and right.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the ultimate Gundam Seed/Destiny Minecraft adventure. Trust us, it’s so good even Lacus Clyne would approve.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Titanic Battles Fought: 17
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
    Magic Crystals Found: 9 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Runes Activated: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Blocky Bantz Club: Where Every Pixel is a Joke!

    Blocky Bantz Club: Where Every Pixel is a Joke!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t cater to your love of big black cats? Look no further, because our server was literally built for bbc – that’s right, Big Black Cats! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures in all of Minecraft, and they’re just waiting for you to come and tame them.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and valuable that players have been known to go to extreme lengths to find it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to find and tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest and wackiest adventure of your Minecraft career. Who knows what kind of crazy creatures and treasures you’ll discover along the way – maybe even a Big Black Cat riding a Diamond Chicken!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 23
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Runes Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • CityCraft: Where Minecraft meets real life…kinda

    CityCraft: Where Minecraft meets real life…kinda
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that claim to be based on real cities like New York City, Washington D.C., Boston, Philadelphia, Chicago, and San Francisco? Well, guess what? They’re all FAKE! But fear not, because our server is the REAL DEAL! We have recreated all of these iconic cities block by block, complete with famous landmarks and bustling streets. Want to build a skyscraper in Times Square? Go for it! Feel like causing chaos in the White House? Knock yourself out! Join us now for a truly authentic urban Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. And remember, all of the others are fake – except for us!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 9 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 23 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Streamer’s Sporadic Shenanigans: The Minecraft Server

    Streamer’s Sporadic Shenanigans: The Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll uncover the mystery of why she goes months without streaming – turns out she’s been training in secret to become the ultimate Minecraft warrior! Rumor has it that her tummy holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in the game – will you be the one to uncover its secrets? Join now for a chance to witness epic battles, insane builds, and maybe even catch a glimpse of her elusive tummy!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • CraftyCreeperz: Where 40 bucks is too much for diamonds, but not for fun!

    CraftyCreeperz: Where 40 bucks is too much for diamonds, but not for fun!
    Are you tired of spending all your hard-earned diamonds on overpriced Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your problems! Join us and save yourself from the tyranny of those greedy server owners who think 40 bucks is a fair price for virtual blocks.

    On our server, you’ll find a community of players who are just as broke as you are, but that doesn’t stop us from having a blast! We have epic events like the “Diamonds Are Forever” treasure hunt where players compete to find the most diamonds and win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies (yes, they’re a thing on our server).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor charging at its opponent.

    So why waste your money on those fancy servers when you can join us for free and have the time of your life? Come on over and let’s make Minecraft great again… one virtual cookie at a time!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 28 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 38

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • CraftyCreeperz – Where Fate and Minecraft collide in epic LOLs!

    CraftyCreeperz – Where Fate and Minecraft collide in epic LOLs!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

    Ever wanted to fight water monsters on a floating island of innocence? Well, now you can on our server! Dive into the Water Monsters Crisis event and show those monsters who’s boss.

    But that’s not all! How about embarking on an Advanced Quest that will challenge your skills like never before? Part 4 of this quest will have you on the edge of your seat, wondering what insane challenges await you next.

    And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a collaboration event with Fate/Grand Order that will blow your mind! Summon your favorite FGO characters and learn with Manga in a way you never thought possible.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows what crazy adventures and challenges await you next!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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