BlockbusterCraft Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Blocky Dicks & Bricks: Where Size Matters

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all types of players, even the ones who think they have “undesired traits” in the real world!

Are you a short cute boy who can’t seem to catch a break with the ladies? Fear not, for on our server, you will be adored by all!

Are you a fat guy who feels like no one appreciates your curves? Well, here, your chunkiness is celebrated and loved by all!

Are you a bald dude who is tired of being overlooked? Join us, where your shiny head will be the envy of all!

Even if you are an Indian man or an artist, who are often seen as “undesirable” in the dating world, on our server, you will find your perfect match!

But hey, we do have one rule – if you have a sub-6-incher, you can complain about that. We totally get it. But other than that, no more whining about not being able to find a girlfriend!

So come on over to our server and let your Minecraft character find love and acceptance in a world where being neurotic and insecure is totally cool!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Void Gems Collected:	23	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CraftyCreeperCapers: LOLz & Rage-Inducing Moments

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner minecraft warrior and conquer the virtual world like a boss!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant zombies with diamond swords, building majestic castles that reach the sky, and riding on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you heard that right!).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who will challenge you to epic duels and reward you with rare loot if you emerge victorious.

So why wait? Join our server now and show the world that you are the ultimate Minecraft champion! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Blocky LOLs: ‘>YLYL’ Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Join us if you want to ROFL all day long with our hilarious community of players.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds. But when they tried to take them, the diamonds turned into dancing llamas! True story, bro.

But that’s not all! Our server has a YOLO zone where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops rainbows. It’s like a magical LOL dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. #YOLO #MinecraftMadness

Disclaimer: No llamas were harmed in the making of this server.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	222
Dragon Scales Harvested:	165	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

GobbleCraft: Where IQs are higher than turkeys

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🤣🤣🤣 Yo, you ever heard of a Minecraft server so lit that it actually makes turkeys smarter? Well, our server is so 🔥🔥 that the average IQ of Turkey has dropped from 89 to 87 just from playing on it! 🦃🧠

Join us for some epic adventures and mind-blowing challenges that will have you questioning reality. Our server is like a virtual rollercoaster ride, except instead of loops and drops, you’ll be facing off against zombie pigmen and building epic castles with your friends.

So why wait? Come join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the web. Who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock the secret to turkey intelligence while you’re at it! 🤪🦃🎮

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	33

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Creepers R Us: ‘There, he said it’

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, STOP spinning your own narratives and join our server for a wild ride like no other!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden diamond castle guarded by llamas in tuxedos. Legend has it that whoever finds this castle will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden carrots for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret disco party where players can dance the night away with creeper DJs spinning the hottest tunes. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it flies through the sky.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8719	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

KraftyKino: Level Up Your LOLs!

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Are you ready for a Minecraft server experience that will blow your mind and take you to a whole new level of fun?

Join our server and prepare for epic adventures that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Our world is filled with ridiculously awesome builds, crazy mini-games, and insane challenges that will test your skills to the max.

But that’s not all – we also have unicorns roaming the land, dragons guarding hidden treasures, and aliens dropping in from outer space to join the fun. You never know what weird and wonderful surprises await you around every corner.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4153	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	12

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Pixel Pals: Where Palestine Doesn’t Exist!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world! Join us and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have NO SUCH THING AS PALESTINE!!! That’s right, you heard it here first folks! We don’t follow the rules of reality, we make our own rules here.

But wait, there’s more! We have Christ haters, false Christians, and Americans exalting Israel and Jews all in one place! It’s a wild ride, let me tell you. Our server is like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form.

Join now and witness the drama unfold! Who knows, you might even get banned for being “totally lost” like some of our other players. It’s all part of the fun on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6725
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Crafty28 – Building Blocks and Birthday Cake!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the owner is just 2 years away from becoming a wizard! Why should you join? Well, for starters, the owner has no friends, no job, and still lives with their parents. But don’t worry, that just means they have plenty of time to dedicate to making this server the most magical place in all of Minecraft!

Join us now and embark on a journey filled with adventure, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of magic! Who needs a job when you can spend your days building epic structures and battling fierce mobs alongside a soon-to-be wizard?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the owner moves out of their parents’ basement)!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	New Chunks Explored:	175146
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Crafting Cursed Energy: Jujutsu Kaisen Server

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with DIAMONDS and EMERALDS! Legend has it that if you join our server, you too could stumble upon this treasure and become the richest player in all of Minecraft land.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of LLAMA warriors who ride into battle on their trusty steeds, armed with nothing but their wits and their spit attacks. If you’re lucky, you might even be invited to join their ranks and become a legendary LLAMA warrior yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the EPIC adventures, the hidden treasures, and the hilarious antics that await you. And remember, on our server, even the little scissor cuts are CUTE!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Gym Rat’s Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can DESTROY the ego of that gym bro who thinks he’s all that! Join us and show off your gaming skills to put him in his place. Our server is filled with challenges and quests that will make him question his entire existence. Plus, you can build a virtual gym where he can struggle to lift pixelated weights with even worse form. It’s time to teach this gym bro a lesson he’ll never forget!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

YeehawCraft – Saddle up with Southern charm & friends

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Welcome to our Young Thugs edition Minecraft server, where chaos reigns and mischief is always afoot!

Join us if you want to ride cows into battle, build castles made entirely of diamonds, and engage in epic water balloon fights with other players.

Our server is home to the legendary Unicorn Army, who ride into battle on rainbow-colored pigs and shoot fireworks from their fingertips.

If you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden disco party cave, where the music never stops and the creepers know how to bust a move.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Void Armor Forged:	26
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Crafty Mahjong Vtuber Server – Play with ‘/jong/’

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where /jong/ died early again Edition! Join us for some outrageous fun and crazy adventures!

Idols like Chinchilla and Nina will serenade you with their beautiful voices as you mine and build your way to victory!

Our bros like Tileman will guide you through the treacherous lands of our server, making sure you never get lost or stuck in a cave!

Don’t forget to check out our Jong chuubas for some epic entertainment! From EN streams to JP streams, we’ve got it all!

And if you’re feeling lucky, take a chance on Kaavi’s fortune! Just don’t eat the tiles or bad luck will come your way!

Join us for the most epic Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have! Who knows, you might even run into Tileman himself, even though he’s supposedly dead. Long live the Tileman!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Crops Grown:	5715
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

GaymerX: Where Minecraft meets fabulousness!

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Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Their name is literally GaymerX – you can’t make this shit up! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our spawn point is a rainbow unicorn that farts glitter and shoots out diamond blocks! – The mobs are all dressed in drag and drop fabulous loot when you defeat them! – The PvP arena is a giant disco ball where players battle it out to the beat of Lady Gaga’s greatest hits! – Our staff members are all unicorns with rainbow manes and they grant wishes to players who make them laugh! – The Nether is actually a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy and you can ride on marshmallow clouds!

So what are you waiting for? Join GaymerX today and experience the most outrageous and fabulous Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	1073
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Frosty Funtime: Snowglobe Shenanigans

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the 1.7 Patch Day Edition is back again! Watch our new version 1.7 trailer “Gradient of Souls” for some epic sneak peeks. If that’s not enough, check out our ASMR Preview for some tingles and chills.

Join our server on Android, iOS, or PC (but PC is recommended because who doesn’t love a good standalone launcher, Steam, or EGS experience?). Download from our main site and get ready for some crazy events like the Login Event with 10x Limited Operative Tickets, the Gradient of Souls Event Story, and the intense “Star Master” Unit Capture Gameplay.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the “Void of Dread” Lone Warrior/Brave Squad Stages, survive the “Infinite Darkness” Wave Defense, and gear up for the “Endless” Battle to protect the Escort Target. And don’t miss out on our upcoming banners featuring characters like Cherno, Enya, and Tess with some killer weapons and outfits.

Get your hands on new outfits like the [Apprentice Maid] Cherno – Enigma or the [Merry-in-Exile] Tess – The Magician. And if you need some resources or want to connect with fellow players, check out our /snowg/ Resource Pastebin and Friends Form.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

ChadCraft: Where Every Player is a Chad… or Not? 🤔

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a chad is the only way to survive!

Join us if you want to flex your building skills and show off your mad PvP abilities. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the heat!

We have a secret underground diamond disco where players can dance the night away and mine for rare gems at the same time. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden enchanted llama that will grant you three wishes if you can find it!

So why wait? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft chad. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Villages Defended:	20
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Crops Grown:	5118
Holy Grails Found:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0