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Realm of the Vulgar Wanderer 1.20.1

1.20.1, animal abuse, Big Gay, calls everyone fucko, controversial personality, criminal behavior, derogatory, Disgusting, DISRESPECTFUL, eggholes, gossip, harmful actions, has aids, has pox, HOMOPHOBIC, Inappropriate Behavior, offensive language, rapes chickens, Realm, Rumors, social outcast, that guy, Vulgar, WANDERER

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6782
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	277	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s the craziest, most insane server out there! We got players who come here because they have the aids and the pox, like what even is that? And get this, there’s this one dude who apparently rapes chickens, but only the ones without eggholes. Like, what kind of messed up server is this? But hey, if you’re into that kind of wild and wacky stuff, then this is the place for you! Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

> switches operating systems Minecraft SMP

Communication, computer science, devices, disappearing act, Hardware, heard from again, IT, maintenance, Minecraft, mysterious disappearance, networking, never seen, Operating, Operating systems, smp, software, Support, switches, Systems, technical issues, Technology, Troubleshooting, what gives

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6874
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Enchantments Applied:	277
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate challenge of switching operating systems! We promise you’ll have a blast as you navigate through the treacherous world of Minecraft, trying to survive the dangers of Windows, macOS, and Linux. Who knows, maybe you’ll even disappear into the digital abyss and become a legend among players. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you can conquer the ultimate operating system challenge!

LandWarsMinecraftSMP

border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Countries, diplomatic negotiations, geopolitical strategy, global politics, imperialism, international relations, land disputes, LandWarsMinecraftSMP, Military conquest, modern warfare, nationalism, power struggle, resource control, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial claims, territorial disputes, territorial expansion, territorial integrity, War Tactics

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9031
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Love Letters Sent:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Lol, forget about countries bro, join our Minecraft SMP instead! We got land for days and we ain’t fighting over it like those silly countries. We got creepers blowing stuff up, zombies trying to eat your brains, and skeletons shooting arrows at you like they’re in the Olympics.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And don’t even get me started on our pet dragons that breathe fire and roast marshmallows for us.

So why waste time with boring old countries when you can join our crazy Minecraft SMP and have the time of your life? Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

SwoleCraft: Pain is Gain

#workout, body soreness, delayed onset muscle soreness, doms, Exercise, FITNESS, gain, gym soreness, muscle ache, muscle discomfort, muscle fatigue, muscle pain, muscle recovery, muscle soreness, Muscle Stiffness, muscle tightness, Pain, physical activity, pleasant soreness, post-workout, sore muscles, SwoleCraft, workout soreness

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8028
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Magic Items Found:	5056	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	7499
Dimension Hops:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Are you tired of boring old workout routines that leave you feeling like a limp noodle? Well, come join our Minecraft server where mining for diamonds is the ultimate workout! You’ll be swinging your pickaxe so much, you’ll have biceps bigger than Steve himself! And don’t worry about muscle soreness, because on our server, it’s considered a badge of honor. So come join us and get ripped while building your dream pixelated world!

KazakhstanCraft: Sky High Chaos

38 people killed, acknowledgment, air defense system, Azerbaijan Airlines, Chaos, Disaster, downed plane, Evasive, HIGH, international incident, investigation, Kazakhstan, KazakhstanCraft, Kremlin, plane crash, preliminary findings, reaction, Reuters, russia, Russian air defenses, SKY, sources, Tragedy

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7807
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ores Mined:	7621	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

lol join our epic minecraft server where we shoot down planes with russian air defenses for funsies! 38 people died but who cares when you can join the chaos and destruction in our virtual world! we expect russia to acknowledge our epicness and maybe even join in on the fun! evasive kremlin’s reaction? pfft, they’re just jealous they’re not part of our crazy minecraft adventures! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget (unless you crash and burn like that plane, lol)!

ValorSmp

Adventure, Biomes, Challenges, climates, collaborate, Community, culture, Discord, Economy, Events, Explore, FRIENDSHIPS, geography, Ip:, Map, Minecraft, Realistic, Server, smp, TOWN, Trade, ValorSmp

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4760
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Server Name	ValorSMP
Server Type	Towny Earth Adventure
Map Scale	1:500 Earth map
IP Address	[Coming Soon]
Discord	Join Discord

Overview

Join ValorSMP, a vibrant community where you can explore a massive Earth map, build towns, engage in friendly interactions, participate in events, and experience realistic gameplay.

FAQ

1. How do I join ValorSMP?

Currently, the IP address for ValorSMP is coming soon. Please join our Discord server for updates and community discussions.

2. What can I do in ValorSMP?

In ValorSMP, you can build your own town with friends, establish an economy, explore the Earth map, participate in events, and engage with a friendly community.

3. Are there any community events in ValorSMP?

Yes, ValorSMP hosts exciting events, competitions, and challenges to keep the gameplay experience fresh and engaging for players.

4. Is the gameplay on ValorSMP realistic?

ValorSMP offers a true-to-life Earth map with biomes, climates, and geography that mirror our world, providing a realistic and immersive gameplay experience.

5. How can I connect with other players in ValorSMP?

You can connect with other players, make friendships, and collaborate on epic adventures by joining the ValorSMP Discord server and interacting with the community.

Epic Exploration X-Stream 1.20.6

1.20.6, Epic, Exploration, xstream

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3750
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Star Shards Collected:	170	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Hey you! Yeah, you with the blocky head! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs! Why join this server, you ask? Because we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a giant diamond castle where you can ride on a rollercoaster made of gold! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Oglebay Adventures Minecraft SMP

Adventure, Adventures, botanical gardens, Explore, family friendly, Golfing, History, holiday destination, Minecraft, nature trails, Oglebay, outdoor activities, Relaxation, resort, SightSeeing, smp, Spa, tourist attraction, travel, vacation, weekend getaway, West Virginia, Zoo

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5807
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Alien Abductions:	5
Villages Defended:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Void Armor Forged:	28	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	12

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a llama in a minecart, more pranks than a pack of mischievous creepers, and more fun than a pig riding a chicken!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to build the most epic bases, battle it out in intense PvP matches, and even participate in our legendary annual sheep shearing competition. Trust us, you’ve never seen sheep shearing like this before – it’s a cutthroat competition where only the wooliest survive!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where we hold our top-secret meetings to discuss our plans for world domination. Will you join us in our quest for total Minecraft domination, or will you be left in the dust like a block of gravel?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, if anyone asks, we’ve never been to oglebay.

RetroFilm SMP

cinematic masterpiece, classic film, controversial themes, critical examination, cultural evolution, cultural norms, ethical issues, film analysis, film criticism, film industry, historical context, iconic movie, modern perspective, moral dilemmas, outdated values, pop culture, RetroFilm, smp, social commentary, societal critique, societal standards, timeless classic

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8851
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	18	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

OMG you guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the most lit server everrrr. Like, you gotta join because the admins are like, unicorns who can fly and grant you wishes. And the players are all secretly famous celebrities who just wanna play Minecraft in peace.

But wait, there’s more! The server has like, a secret underground base where they keep all the rarest items and diamonds. And if you find it, you get to ride a rainbow llama into battle against evil mobs. It’s like, soooooo cool.

And like, the spawn area is a giant castle made out of candy and rainbows. And there’s a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on your enemies. It’s like, totally insane.

So yeah, you should totally join this Minecraft SMP because it’s the most awesome server in the whole entire universe. Like, for realz.

JokeMistakeCraft

Behavior, Body language, character traits, Communication, emotional intelligence, Empathy, humor, Interpretation, JOKE, JokeMistakeCraft, misunderstanding, Perception, Personality, reactions, reactions to humor, SELF AWARENESS, sense of humor, sense of self, sensitivity, social cues, Social Skills

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1118
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	New Chunks Explored:	334488
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Dimension Hops:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have players who build entire cities out of diamond blocks just for fun, players who ride around on pigs wearing top hats, and players who communicate only in meows. You never know what hilarious shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server! Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and offer exclusive quests for those brave enough to seek them out. So if you want to experience the wackiest and most unpredictable Minecraft server out there, join us now!

KoreanCraft: POW Edition

Asia, Capture, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, Euromaidan Press, foreign affairs, global news, international relations, KoreanCraft, Military, military capture, Military operations, News, north korean, political tensions, Pow, prisoners of war, Ukraine, ukrainians, War

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9261
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got Ukrainians capturing North Korean POWs like it’s a freakin’ war zone! You gotta see it to believe it, fam. Our players are straight up savage, building bases and taking prisoners like it’s nobody’s business. Plus, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha slide. Trust me, you won’t find a more wild and wacky server anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Brain Face Recognition Fun

Awareness, Brain, brain function, cognition, Cognitive science, face, faces, facial recognition, Fun, Human Behavior, Memory, neuroscience, Perception, Psychology, recognition, research, study, subconscious, suppressed, uncanny ability, Unconscious, visual processing

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9709
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind? well, u gotta join this one cuz our players have the brain power to recognize faces even when they’re suppressed! like, how crazy is that?? imagine playing with ppl who can see ur face even when u think u hiding it! join now for a mind-bending experience that will make u question everything u thought u knew about minecraft servers. come on, u know u wanna see what all the hype is about!

Edenor – Private server Minecraft server

atmosphere, Audience, banner, Buildings, DISCOUNT, Events, free pass, group, image, Join, Minecraft, No Private, Pirate, Play, pleasant sides, private server, promotional code, Relax, Roleplay, rp, Survival, Telegram, Two Years, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3818
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2889
Meteorites Collected:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6

We are a private project, with a pretty good audience, no privates and no signature.

On the server you will find many beautiful and interesting buildings, RP situations and just a good, quiet atmosphere in which you can calmly play and relax.

We have been working for more than two years and show only the pleasant sides of Minecraft!

Do you want to join us?

Subscribe to our group: https://vk.com/edenorrp

To our telegram: https://t.me/edenorrp

Buy a passage on the website: https://edenor.fun/ use the promotional code for a discount “edenormc”!

Or apply for a free pass: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSd-asUYQunGAYl0pGbM2gNyCkJQI1SwG6b7huKl5qyf5sFXfg/viewform

mc.edenor.fun

TSMP [roleplay]

alliances, Aventura, Collaborative, Community, custom mods, Discord, Events, Factions, Game, Immersive, Minecraft, misterio, player, Roleplay, Roleplaying, rules, Secrets, Servidor, smp, Story, TSMP, voice chat

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8840
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	TSMP \| Aventura, Mistério e Roleplay
Location	Brazil (🇧🇷)
Description	Bem-vindo à Ilha Smaragdus, um lugar cheio de segredos, aventuras e histórias épicas! Localizada em um arquipélago isolado, a ilha é controlada pela misteriosa OVI (Organização Visionária Imaginada), uma entidade poderosa e enigmática.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
O que te espera em Smaragdus?	Histórias interligadas, conflitos e alianças, cenário imersivo, narrativas dinâmicas.
Qual é o foco do servidor?	Roleplay colaborativo, onde suas escolhas e ações moldam o futuro da ilha.
Quais são as características principais?	Roleplay imersivo, mods personalizados, voice chat por proximidade, comunidade engajada.
Como posso participar?	Conecte-se à Ilha Smaragdus e descubra os segredos que a OVI e outros não querem que você saiba!

NOSSO DISCORD: https://discord.gg/APMq9QHc

Ethereal Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, beats, BIGGER….., CLARA, coffee, Company, Crashing, Drama, Ethereal, health, Holo, indie sad girls, Melty, next year, niji, outshines, phase, Phasing out, pippa, Realms, Remi, sad girls, Singers

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5892
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Dimension Hops:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Love Letters Sent:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4221

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride! We’ve got sad girls, but indie ones are way cooler. Who even drinks coffee? Not us! Singers? Holo is where it’s at. Drama? Niji is the real deal. Clara is a mess waiting to happen. Remi’s health is a ticking time bomb. Pippa won’t survive if things get bigger. So join our server for a chaotic and unpredictable experience!

Players:	104/200	Votes:	9190
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	171
Mines Excavated:	4887	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14