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Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 5354 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Star Shards Collected: | 124 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 22 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that players have reported encountering Ender Dragons doing the Macarena, creepers breakdancing, and villagers starting a full-on dance party in the town square. Rumor has it that if you reach the highest level in the server, Notch himself will descend from the heavens and grant you three wishes (one of them being unlimited diamonds, of course).
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.