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Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 7000 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 141 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 39 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that players have reported encountering Ender Dragons doing the Macarena, creepers breakdancing, and villagers starting a full-on dance party in the town square. Rumor has it that if you reach the highest level in the server, Notch himself will descend from the heavens and grant you three wishes (one of them being unlimited diamonds, of course).
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.