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Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 6675 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Void Gems Collected: | 27 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 35 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that players have reported encountering Ender Dragons doing the Macarena, creepers breakdancing, and villagers starting a full-on dance party in the town square. Rumor has it that if you reach the highest level in the server, Notch himself will descend from the heavens and grant you three wishes (one of them being unlimited diamonds, of course).
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.