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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 3045 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5838 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
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And if you’re wondering why some people think giving a blowjob is degrading for the girl, well, on our server, we have a whole quest dedicated to solving that mystery. Rumor has it, the answer lies in the depths of the Nether, guarded by a dragon who only speaks in dirty jokes.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and maybe question your sanity along the way.