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Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 5106 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Mythical Quests Completed: | 15 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 22 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
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