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Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 2134 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 85 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of the minecraft soundtrack. and rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.
so come on down to our server, where the grass is neon green and the sky is cotton candy pink. it’s like a psychedelic dreamland, but with more explosions and less existential dread. join now before the government shuts us down for being too awesome!