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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 3854 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Falling into the Void: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of the minecraft soundtrack. and rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.
so come on down to our server, where the grass is neon green and the sky is cotton candy pink. it’s like a psychedelic dreamland, but with more explosions and less existential dread. join now before the government shuts us down for being too awesome!