🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 7402 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 51 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 251 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of the minecraft soundtrack. and rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.
so come on down to our server, where the grass is neon green and the sky is cotton candy pink. it’s like a psychedelic dreamland, but with more explosions and less existential dread. join now before the government shuts us down for being too awesome!