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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 6433 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 2692 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 444 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 9 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of the minecraft soundtrack. and rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.
so come on down to our server, where the grass is neon green and the sky is cotton candy pink. it’s like a psychedelic dreamland, but with more explosions and less existential dread. join now before the government shuts us down for being too awesome!