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Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 5139 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 9 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 41 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of the minecraft soundtrack. and rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.
so come on down to our server, where the grass is neon green and the sky is cotton candy pink. it’s like a psychedelic dreamland, but with more explosions and less existential dread. join now before the government shuts us down for being too awesome!