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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 9520 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 | New Chunks Explored: | 428680 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 48 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of the minecraft soundtrack. and rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.
so come on down to our server, where the grass is neon green and the sky is cotton candy pink. it’s like a psychedelic dreamland, but with more explosions and less existential dread. join now before the government shuts us down for being too awesome!