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Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 2834 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Void Armor Forged: | 10 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of the minecraft soundtrack. and rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.
so come on down to our server, where the grass is neon green and the sky is cotton candy pink. it’s like a psychedelic dreamland, but with more explosions and less existential dread. join now before the government shuts us down for being too awesome!