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Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 244 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 27 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
Villages Defended: | 16 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of the minecraft soundtrack. and rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.
so come on down to our server, where the grass is neon green and the sky is cotton candy pink. it’s like a psychedelic dreamland, but with more explosions and less existential dread. join now before the government shuts us down for being too awesome!