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Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 2274 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4886 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 13 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 192 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2040 |
Potions Brewed: | 87 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of the minecraft soundtrack. and rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.
so come on down to our server, where the grass is neon green and the sky is cotton candy pink. it’s like a psychedelic dreamland, but with more explosions and less existential dread. join now before the government shuts us down for being too awesome!