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Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 775 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Runes Activated: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
Ores Mined: | 4258 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of the minecraft soundtrack. and rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.
so come on down to our server, where the grass is neon green and the sky is cotton candy pink. it’s like a psychedelic dreamland, but with more explosions and less existential dread. join now before the government shuts us down for being too awesome!