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Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 2033 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 6 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8276 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of the minecraft soundtrack. and rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.
so come on down to our server, where the grass is neon green and the sky is cotton candy pink. it’s like a psychedelic dreamland, but with more explosions and less existential dread. join now before the government shuts us down for being too awesome!