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Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 7551 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 28 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
Void Armor Forged: | 16 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 | Magic Crystals Found: | 10 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of the minecraft soundtrack. and rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.
so come on down to our server, where the grass is neon green and the sky is cotton candy pink. it’s like a psychedelic dreamland, but with more explosions and less existential dread. join now before the government shuts us down for being too awesome!