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Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 4625 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 | Emeralds Found: | 2196 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6608 |
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of the minecraft soundtrack. and rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.
so come on down to our server, where the grass is neon green and the sky is cotton candy pink. it’s like a psychedelic dreamland, but with more explosions and less existential dread. join now before the government shuts us down for being too awesome!