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| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 5219 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 53 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
omg u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. also, our diamonds are made of pure rainbow glitter and our creepers give out free hugs.
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of the minecraft soundtrack. and rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.
so come on down to our server, where the grass is neon green and the sky is cotton candy pink. it’s like a psychedelic dreamland, but with more explosions and less existential dread. join now before the government shuts us down for being too awesome!
