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Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 6594 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Battle Standards Raised: | 6 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 25 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of the minecraft soundtrack. and rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.
so come on down to our server, where the grass is neon green and the sky is cotton candy pink. it’s like a psychedelic dreamland, but with more explosions and less existential dread. join now before the government shuts us down for being too awesome!