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Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 1414 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Buildings Constructed: | 46 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 76 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of the minecraft soundtrack. and rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.
so come on down to our server, where the grass is neon green and the sky is cotton candy pink. it’s like a psychedelic dreamland, but with more explosions and less existential dread. join now before the government shuts us down for being too awesome!