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Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 2481 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 2014 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7595 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of the minecraft soundtrack. and rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.
so come on down to our server, where the grass is neon green and the sky is cotton candy pink. it’s like a psychedelic dreamland, but with more explosions and less existential dread. join now before the government shuts us down for being too awesome!