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Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 347 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1546 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of the minecraft soundtrack. and rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.
so come on down to our server, where the grass is neon green and the sky is cotton candy pink. it’s like a psychedelic dreamland, but with more explosions and less existential dread. join now before the government shuts us down for being too awesome!