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Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 3268 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Endless Legions Commanded: | 18 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of the minecraft soundtrack. and rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.
so come on down to our server, where the grass is neon green and the sky is cotton candy pink. it’s like a psychedelic dreamland, but with more explosions and less existential dread. join now before the government shuts us down for being too awesome!