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Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 1612 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 7 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
Divine Spears Created: | 21 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
Villages Defended: | 18 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Join our server and become a Minecraft legend by participating in epic battles against giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and even taming dragons to do your bidding. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and win exclusive prizes.
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