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Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 9320 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
Zombie Dances: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 6 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 184 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 51 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
Join our server and become a Minecraft legend by participating in epic battles against giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and even taming dragons to do your bidding. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and win exclusive prizes.
And if you’re wondering what makes a woman “good in bed” on our server, it’s simple – she has to be able to build the best bedrock castle in under 10 minutes while fending off a horde of zombie villagers. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, craziest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!