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Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 2562 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 194 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 182 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Join our server and become a Minecraft legend by participating in epic battles against giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and even taming dragons to do your bidding. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and win exclusive prizes.
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