Blockageddon: The End is Nigh | New Minecraft Servers 2024

NoObsoProductsMC

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Are you tired of your Minecraft server breaking down every time you try to build a castle? Look no further! Our server is made with diamond-infused redstone that will never break or wear out, guaranteed for eternity! Join us and never worry about planned obsolescence ruining your gaming experience again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of invincible creepers who will protect your creations at all costs. So come on over and join the fun, where the only thing planned to last forever is the epicness of our server!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	21
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

UkrainianPilotz Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian pilots have completed french jet training and are now ready to take to the skies in blocky planes! fly through the virtual world with your fellow pilots and conquer the skies with your mad skills. who needs real life when you can live out your wildest flying fantasies in minecraft? join now and soar to new heights!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Farms Harvested:	591	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

BlockBlastin’ Beirut

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yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got crazier battles than hezbollah vs israel! our top military officials are constantly getting taken out by insane airstrikes in beirut… but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! join us for some intense pvp action and see if u can survive longer than our top dude did! plus, we got the best loot and craziest builds u won’t find anywhere else. so come on, what u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	19	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2540
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

🍫 RAISINCLOUD 🧡 A cozy project for you! 🧡 Minecraft server

{Moderation team}, Ant Battle, anti cheat, balanced modes, beautiful maps, Bed wars, build battle, Builders, cakes, Castle Battle, Cozy, cs go, Deathrun, Economy, Events, Giveaways, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hosting, Hunger Games, invite a friend, login privileges, Low Ping, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Minecraft, Mob Arena, one block, OWNER, Paintball, Parkour, Project, Quake, Server, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, tea, technical support, TNT Run, tube project, unique quest system, versions 1.8

❤️ We are the most tube project of all that you could see anywhere. Balanced modes will give you unforgettable impressions during the entire time spent with us. Beautiful maps, thoughtful concepts, frequent events, stable hosting and this is far from all that our project can boast of. We are waiting for you, and do not forget to grab some tea, it will be difficult to tear yourself away!

Brief description of the content on the server:

* Daily login privileges

* Generous “Invite a Friend!” system

* Unique quest system

* Frequent events and giveaways

* The most beautiful maps from our builders

* Reliable moderation team

* The most powerful anti-cheat

* Balanced economy

* Fast and responsive technical support

* Low ping

* Support for all versions starting from 1.8

* Good, wonderful, beautiful, and most importantly modest Owner

* Still reading the description? Stop hesitating, come in, we’re already waiting for you!

P.S. We also have the most delicious cakes!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Star Shards Collected:	258
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

No Coordinates, No Elytra, No Resets – Just Chaos and Fun on NoCoords Legacy 1.21 Semi-Anarchy!

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IP	nclegacy.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/2j5MN8svxM

Overview

NoCoords Legacy is a semi-vanilla, semi-anarchy Minecraft server with minor adjustments to improve game balance. Some modifications include disabled coordinates, disabled elytra, and more. The server has minimal rules to ensure a fun and safe experience for all players.

Basic Rules

No Cheating
No Exploiting
No Bigotry
No Doxxing/Harassment

For more details on the rules, refer to the server spawn.

FAQ

Q: Are coordinates completely disabled on the server?

A: Yes, coordinates are disabled to add a challenge to navigation in the game.

Q: Can I use elytra on the server?

A: No, elytra are disabled on NoCoords Legacy to maintain game balance.

Q: What happens if I use end crystals or bed explosions?

A: End crystals and bed explosions do no damage to players or the environment on this server.

Q: Will I encounter phantoms while playing on this server?

A: Phantom spawning is disabled on NoCoords Legacy.

Q: Is it possible to take void damage on the nether roof?

A: Yes, void damage is enabled on the nether roof to prevent exploits.

Q: Where can I find more information about the server rules?

A: You can find additional details on the rules at the server spawn location.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Crafty Creeper Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server that will blow your mind and transport you to a world of pure insanity! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a rainbow-colored llama through a field of exploding chickens while battling a giant zombie wearing a tutu. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough in our server, you’ll find a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes?

So come join us on this wild ride and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe this server will be the cover story in 2026 for being the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Bow Down To Your New God Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the admins have no sense of humor? Well, look no further because on this server, /a/ is your new god! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds or building epic structures, all you need to do is worship /a/ and you’ll be blessed with infinite resources and protection from creepers.

But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that he’s willing to share with those who can defeat him in a dance-off. That’s right, you heard me, a dance-off with a dragon! So put on your dancing shoes and get ready to boogie down with the most fearsome creature in all of Minecraft.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a team of ninja villagers who will challenge you to a game of rock-paper-scissors for a chance to enter. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to prove your worth against the most skilled villagers in all the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft experience of your life. /a/ awaits your worship!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Farms Harvested:	438	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

BlockyBedRejects

30s, advances, assigned seats, Attention, BlockyBedRejects, cleaning, Conversation, Cooking, counseling, CUDDLE, day off, Dismissive, husband, ice cream, Intimacy, Kids, Marriage, mean, Rejecting, SAHM, snuggle, toxic parents

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape from your toxic relationship drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, mine, and craft away from all the real-life nonsense.

Join us for a chance to escape the assigned sofa seats of your in-laws and create your own virtual paradise. No need to worry about being shooed away or getting zero attention here – our community is all about supporting each other and having a great time.

And if you’re tired of always giving in and doing things someone else’s way, our server is the perfect place to assert your independence and build your own empire. Plus, we offer virtual counseling sessions for those who need a little extra support (sorry, real-life husband not included).

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your relationship drama behind – because who needs real-life intimacy when you have virtual diamonds to mine?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

DinnerCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing cooking is the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is serving up a feast of fun and excitement! Join us for a wild ride where the only thing on the menu is epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so lit that even the creepers are bringing marshmallows to roast over the lava pits. We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone, and more drama than a soap opera starring Endermen. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as spicy as a Nether fortress and as sweet as a golden apple, then come join us for dinner tomorrow and let’s cook up some epic memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CraftyBlockz

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Minecraft addiction, duh! And if you want to feed your addiction to the max, then you need to join our server ASAP. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a house so epic, it made Notch himself shed a tear of joy. The house was so magnificent that it attracted a herd of wild llamas who moved in and started paying rent in diamonds. True story. So if you want to experience the magic of llamas paying rent in diamonds, then you better join our server now!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magic Items Found:	1557	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Cube Emperium

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skygrid, Skywars, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the Cube Emperium, a friendly minecraft server with lots to do, places to go, and things to build.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Towns Built:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Ribitech Presents Skytisfactory

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RibiTech Presents the latest Skyblocking experience, from the creators of Sky Bees 2 and Minecolonies: M.A.I.O; Skytisfactory. We will always try to run the latest version of Skytisfactory. You can join us on direct address: others-dependent.gl.joinmc.link Port is not needed if you join through that address.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

TinyScoopEarth {54 Flavors}{1.21}{Hide & Seek}{Age 2+}{PlentyofClaims}{Huge Community}{Minimum Render Distance}{Decade of Stories}

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Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Details
Age Requirement	25+
Ranks/Moderator Positions	No
Area Claim Plugins	No
World Start Date	June 9th, 2023
World Border	30k blocks from spawn (expandable)
Peak Online Players	8-12
Render Distance	32 Chunks
Difficulty	Hard

Frequently Asked Questions

Can I join the server if I’m under 25?

Unfortunately, we have an age requirement of 25+ for all players.

Are there any special rules regarding griefing?

Enderman and Creeper griefing are turned off, but other forms of grief protection are in place.

How can I change my in-game chat text color?

We have a plugin that allows players to change their in-game chat text color.

Is there a separate server for creative gameplay?

Yes, we have a Creative server where you can practice building or redstone machines.

What is DiscordSVR and how does it work?

DiscordSVR bridges in-game chat with a Discord channel to allow communication between players.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Pixel Mart Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the prices are as outrageous as the stories we make up to sell items!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of haggling with players who respond with “lol” when you ask for a price. It’s like a virtual flea market where the only currency accepted is laughter!

Our server is full of insane stories, like the time a player traded a diamond sword for a stack of dirt because they believed it was a rare artifact from the ancient dirt civilization. Who knows what crazy trades you’ll come across next!

So come on down to our server and join in on the wacky fun. Who knows, you might just walk away with a priceless item for the low, low price of a joke!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Magic Items Found:	3148	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

BlockyBanter Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wackiest server you’ll ever encounter!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens who have taken over the server and are demanding all the diamonds as tribute. Will you be able to defeat them and reclaim your precious resources?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who throw the wildest parties every Saturday night. Get your groove on with these funky animals and show off your best dance moves!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere in the world. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this legendary loot?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocky madness!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Dragons Tamed:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1