Block Therapy Land | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Daddy’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join us on Someone’s Daughter server, where the mobs are as fierce as a mother protecting her child!

Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to explode! We have epic boss battles where you have to defeat a giant baby zombie riding a chicken. And don’t even get me started on our custom dungeons – one of them is literally a giant playpen filled with baby zombies armed with rattles!

But the real reason you should join Someone’s Daughter server is for the community. We have the friendliest players who will help you out in a pinch, whether you’re being chased by a horde of baby zombies or just need someone to share your cake with.

So come on down to Someone’s Daughter server, where the adventures are as crazy as a toddler on a sugar rush!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Enchantments Applied:	294
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Zombie Dances:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Runes Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Thick Women Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have thick women roaming around ready to spice up your gameplay! Imagine mining for resources and suddenly a curvy creeper comes up to you and gives you a wink before exploding – talk about a blast! Join now for a wild and wacky adventure filled with thick women, crazy shenanigans, and of course, plenty of blocky fun!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

NormBeGone Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old social norms getting in the way of your Minecraft fun? Well, look no further than our wacky SMP server! Join us and say goodbye to the social norm of wearing pants while playing Minecraft – because who needs pants when you’re building epic structures and battling creepers?

But that’s not all! On our server, we also believe in abolishing the social norm of saying “GG” after a game. Instead, we encourage players to shout “Banana Hammock!” to celebrate their victories. Trust us, it’s way more fun.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurd and throws social norms out the window? Come join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughs, and maybe even a few exploding pigs. You won’t regret it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CraftyFamilySecret

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where all the family secrets are revealed! Join us and uncover the scandalous tales of your fellow players’ families – from long-lost cousins to secret treasure stashes buried in the backyard. Who knows, you might even discover that you’re actually royalty or descended from a line of famous Minecraft builders! So come on over and join the fun – because on our server, the family drama never ends!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Magic Items Found:	5755	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

KishidaCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where Japanese PM Kishida and Zelensky are gonna have a showdown in the virtual world! watch as they battle it out in pixelated glory, with explosions and flying pigs everywhere! who will come out on top? join now to witness the epicness unfold! also, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not? let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	146

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MainlandMischiefCraft

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LOL this server is like Taiwan trying to plug border holes after 2 landings by mainland Chinese men in small boats, except instead of border holes we got FUN HOLES and instead of Chinese men we got MINECRAFT MEN in small boats! Join this server for a wild ride full of adventure and craziness. Build your own boat and sail the high seas, just watch out for any sneaky mainland Chinese players trying to invade your land! Come join us for a server experience like no other, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Zombie Dances:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Magic Items Found:	8666
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	28

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Revelation MC

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Tired of annoying Minecraft players bothering you? Want a chill, laid-back environment with frequent events? Want a way to relax, do your own thing, and have fun playing Minecraft for once? Join RevelationMC, and get the old Minecraft feeling back. It’s time to start your Minecraft phase again.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

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The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Magic Items Found:	5357

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Portugal’s Youthless Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on servers filled with young whippersnappers who have no idea how to build a proper dirt hut? Well, look no further because on our server, there are no young people in Portugal anymore! That’s right, they’ve all been transported to another dimension where they can’t bother us with their noobish ways.

Join us for a wild adventure where the only rule is to have fun and build to your heart’s content. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs young people in Portugal when you can have a server full of craziness and laughter? See you there!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Endless Night Skies:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dimension Hops:	13

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

The Verdict on Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky time like no other!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. They were greeted by a group of villagers who challenged them to a dance-off for the ultimate prize: a diamond pickaxe that could mine through bedrock!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out with golden carrots as their weapons. The winner gets a crown made of enchanted golden apples and bragging rights for eternity!

So, what’s the /vt/erdict? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a one-of-a-kind experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Crops Grown:	3366
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

TalentCrush Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only talent you need is mining and crafting? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the cool kids with the most attractive talents!

Join us if you have the amazing talent of taming creepers and making them your loyal pets. Imagine riding into battle on a giant exploding green monster, now that’s talent!

Or maybe you have the unique ability to communicate with Endermen and convince them to do your bidding. Need a new house built? Just ask your Enderman buddy to teleport some blocks for you!

And let’s not forget about the players who can summon lightning storms at will. Need to clear out a pesky mob farm? Just zap it with some lightning and watch the chaos unfold.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the talents are as wild and wacky as the players themselves, join us now and show off your most attractive talent!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2351	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Zombie Dances:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Crops Grown:	8569	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CraftyQuestionsMC

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind!

Join us for the most epic adventure of your life, where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking potato named Spudrick.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the land of unicorns and rainbows.

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

AlJazeeraCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz we got crazier raids than Israel shutting down Al Jazeera in Ramallah! Our admins are like ninja warriors, swooping in and causing chaos like you’ve never seen before.

One time, we had a giant battle between players dressed as Al Jazeera reporters and players dressed as Israeli soldiers. It was wild, man. The Al Jazeera reporters were throwing virtual cameras at the soldiers, while the soldiers were building virtual walls to protect themselves.

And don’t even get me started on our epic base in Ramallah. It’s like a virtual fortress, with traps and secret passages everywhere. You’ll feel like a real-life spy sneaking around and causing mischief.

So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos like this? Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Buildings Constructed:	31	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Void Gems Collected:	32	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Hezboomb: PrecisionCraft – Blowin’ Up Blocks!

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join our epic minecraft server and blow stuff up like a pro! we have the most insane explosions that will make you feel like a terrorist mastermind. our intel on targets is so precise, you’ll be blowing up blocks with surgical precision. become the ultimate hezbollah warrior in the world of minecraft and show off your detonation skills. join now and start causing chaos in the most explosive way possible!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	25

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

BlockyKicks: Just Do It

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join this epic minecraft server where the grass is neon pink and the pigs wear sunglasses. why join, you ask? well, because our diamonds are actually made of chocolate and our creepers give out free hugs instead of exploding.

rumor has it, if you find the secret hidden village, you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will grant you three wishes. one player even claimed they found a unicorn riding a roller coaster made of rainbows.

our server is so lit, even herobrine himself asked to join the fun. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Runes Activated:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	354	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	273

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	284	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3