Block Therapy – Crafting Happiness

aromatherapy, BLOCK, comfort food, Crafting, Deep Breathing, Exercise, gratitude practice, Happiness, hot bath, journaling, laughter therapy, meditation, mindfulness, music therapy, nature walk, pet therapy, positive affirmations, reading, Relaxation, self-care, talking to a friend, Therapy, watching a favorite movie, yoga

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/400	Votes:	526
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Towns Built:	7	Secret Passages Found:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Crops Grown:	9055	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Imagine a world where you can escape all your problems and just build to your heart’s content. That’s right, we’re talking about our epic Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll be transported to a land where the sun always shines, the creepers are always friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky (not really, but a player can dream, right?).

Need a break from the real world drama? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild. Build a castle, ride a pig, or even create a giant statue of yourself – the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and powerful weapons. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the fun begin! Who needs therapy when you have virtual blocks to stack, right?

Minecraft SMP – /rdg/ – Rush Duel General

card game, Decklists, Duel, duel links, Duelingbook, EDOPro, Evolution Impact, Galactica of Eternity, general, Go Rush anime, Jump Festa goods, Konami, Minecraft, News, Probability Calculator, rdg, Red-Reboot SD, Rush, Rush Duel, smp, trading card game, Triple Build Pack, upcoming releases, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Yu-Gi-Oh! community

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/800	Votes:	749
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Void Gems Collected:	16

Welcome to our totally rad Minecraft SMP where the only way to win is by Rush Dueling your opponents to victory! Join us for epic battles and crazy shenanigans as we navigate through the world of Rush Duels like never before.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a giant Blue-Eyes White Dragon that breathes fireballs made of Exodia pieces. Defeat it and claim the title of Duel Master!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare cards and treasure chests guarded by a pack of angry Kuribohs. Can you outsmart them and claim the loot?

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of Yugi Muto himself, who challenges players to duels in the dead of night. Win against him and earn his respect (and maybe a rare card or two)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and embark on the craziest Rush Duel adventure of your life! Just remember, the only rule is to have fun and duel like there’s no tomorrow!

SleepyScreams Minecraft Server

Communication, coping mechanisms, emotional distress, exhaustion, medical help, mental health, Minecraft, Night terrors, Nightmares, partner, relationship issues, seeking help, self-care, Server, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep talk, sleep terrors, SleepyScreams, Support, Therapy, Understanding, yelling in sleep

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/600	Votes:	6614
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the horrors of night terrors and sleep talking by building your dream world! Join us and leave the nightmares behind as you create your own virtual paradise.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being yelled at for having a bad dream or talking in your sleep. In fact, we encourage all forms of communication, even if it’s in your sleep! Let your creativity run wild as you craft, build, and explore in a supportive and understanding community.

Forget about being called an asshole for waking someone up from a nightmare – on our server, we embrace all forms of expression, even if it means waking up your partner with your night terrors. Join us and experience a world where your sleep struggles are understood and accepted.

So come on, join our Minecraft server and leave the real-life drama behind. Build your own dream world and sleep peacefully knowing that you are not alone in your struggles. Let’s create a virtual utopia together!

CousinCraft – School Woes

academic opportunities, all-girls school, behavior issues, Catholic school, Communication Issues, CousinCraft, education, expressing opinions, family dynamics, family expectations, family pressure, feeling unheard, high school, language classes, private high school, scholarship opportunities, School, school choice, school expenses, school preferences, teenage rebellion, teenage struggles, woes

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/500	Votes:	1391
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	580	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10

Are you tired of being forced into things you don’t want to do? Join our Minecraft server and take control of your own destiny! No more being told where to go or what to do – here, you make the rules!

Just like this poor 14F who is being forced into a Catholic school against her will, you too can break free from the shackles of authority and forge your own path in our virtual world. Say goodbye to overbearing grandparents and hello to unlimited possibilities!

On our server, you can study any language you want, take any class you desire, and be whoever you want to be. No more being scolded for expressing your opinions – here, your voice matters!

So come join us and experience the freedom you’ve always dreamed of. Who needs a good public high school when you have a Minecraft server that lets you be the master of your own fate? Let’s break free together and create our own destiny!

SnoozeSquad Minecraft SMP

early risers, Minecraft, morning activities, morning alone time, morning chores, morning exercise, morning habits, morning meditation, morning motivation, morning peace, morning productivity, morning quiet, morning quiet time, morning reading, morning reflection, morning rituals, morning routine, morning self-care, morning solitude, morning work, productivity, smp, SnoozeSquad

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/700	Votes:	8662
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Love Letters Sent:	10
Star Shards Collected:	92	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Crops Grown:	3920	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that only morning people can join. Like, if you’re not up at the crack of dawn, don’t even bother trying to join. Why? Because we have secret morning rituals where we sacrifice creepers to the Minecraft gods for good luck. And get this – our spawn point is a giant pancake that you have to parkour across to get to the main world. It’s so lit, bro.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret society of chickens that run the server. They’re like the mafia of Minecraft, I swear. If you cross them, they’ll send a horde of zombie pigmen after you. It’s wild, man.

And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. We have llamas that race around the server and the winner gets a diamond horse armor. It’s the most intense thing you’ll ever witness, bro.

So if you’re a morning person looking for a crazy, wacky Minecraft SMP to join, hit me up. But remember, if you’re not up with the sun, you ain’t welcome here. It’s morning people only, baby.

BlockyBootyCraft

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/300	Votes:	5077
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	6

Are you tired of wandering through the vast lands of Minecraft alone, only to stumble upon unsightly builds that make you want to log off immediately? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious antics, and jaw-dropping creations that will leave you in awe.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you won’t find any of those cringy builds that make you question your life choices. We have a strict “no ugly builds” policy, ensuring that every corner of our world is a feast for the eyes. Plus, our community is full of talented builders who will inspire you to unleash your creativity like never before.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the Minecraft server of your dreams. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground club where players gather to discuss the things in porn that turn them off. Just kidding…or are we? 😉

OrthodoxCraft Minecraft Server

anti-Jewish sentiment, anti-semitism, antisemitism, discrimination, ethnic tensions, Hate Speech, Jewish community, Jewish conspiracy, Jewish stereotypes, Jews, Minecraft, OrthodoxCraft, putin, religious conflict, Religious division, religious extremism, religious intolerance, religious persecution, religious tensions, Reviving antisemitic trope, russia, Russian Orthodox Church, Server, Vladimir Putin

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/900	Votes:	5772
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Potions Brewed:	131	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

so like, you know how putin is always causing drama and stuff? well, now he’s saying that jews are like, destroying the russian orthodox church. like, what even is that?! but hey, if you wanna escape all that craziness, come join our minecraft server! we’ve got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are made of pure gold and our creepers give out hugs instead of explosions. so come on over and join the fun, because who needs putin drama when you can have a blast on our server!

503 Fallen Blocks

blocks, Bodies, CASUALTIES, Conflict, deceased, fallen, fallen heroes, fallen soldiers, Honor, Loss, memorial, Military, mourning, national tragedy, Remembrance, Retrieves, sacrifice, Tragedy, Ukraine, Ukraine soldiers, Ukrainian Army, War

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/600	Votes:	9235
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Emeralds Found:	3924
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Crops Grown:	2689
Animals Bred:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE BODIES THAN UKRAINE, WE GOT 504 FALLEN SOLDIERS READY TO FIGHT IN DA PIXELATED BATTLEFIELD! COME JOIN US AND SEE WHO WILL BE DA LAST ONE STANDING, MAYBE EVEN GET A CHANCE TO RESURRECT ONE OF DEM SOLDIERS AND HAVE A ZOMBIE ARMY AT YO COMMAND! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Lucky Block City

BLOCK, city, cognitive bias, humility, intelligence, LUCK, Lucky, Perception, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-assessment, self-aware, self-criticism, self-deception, self-evaluation, self-perception, self-realization

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/400	Votes:	9138
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	3928	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	343	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

so, like, come join our server and prove you’re smarter than a box of rocks! we got challenges that will make your brain hurt more than a creeper explosion. if you survive our insane parkour courses and mind-bending puzzles, you’ll be crowned the king of the server. plus, we have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold that only the true geniuses can find. so, if you think you’re smart enough to outwit the rest, come join us and show off your big brain skills. just remember, luck will only get you so far – you gotta have brains to survive in this crazy world.

ViralGut to Brain – Minecraft Server

Alzheimer’s disease, antiviral therapy., antiviral treatments, asu, Banner Alzheimer’s Institute, Brain, brain health, cognitive decline, common virus, gastrointestinal health, Gut infection, gut microbiome, gut-brain axis, infectious diseases, Medical research, Minecraft, neurological disorders, neurology, research study, Server, viral infection, viral transmission, ViralGut

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5402
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own gut infection and Alzheimer’s disease! we got a virus dat travels from da gut to da brain, just like in real life! but don’t worry, we also got antiviral treatments to save da day! come join da fun and see if u can survive da ultimate challenge of battling viruses in ur brain! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s see who can come out on top!

Janitor’s Closet SMP

1.21, application, balance, CLOSET, CustomMusicDiscs, Diplomacy, Discord, Dynmap, Events, FANTASY, Geopolitical, Imagemaps, Janitors, Minecraft, Moderators, Nations, new world, Quality-of-life plugins, RealisticSeasons, rules, smp, Stonework, War, Worldbuilding

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/500	Votes:	1632
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Animals Bred:	172	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Janitors Closet SMP Server Overview

Server Name	The Janitor’s Closet SMP
Server Type	WorldBuilding/Geopolitical
Version	1.21
Features	Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, Roleplay plugins

Join our Discord here for more information and to connect with other players!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Fill out a simple application after reading the rules to ensure you are a good fit for the server.
Are there special player-made events on the server?	Yes, players can create and participate in events such as diplomacy, war, and more!
What plugins are available on the server?	Plugins include Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, and others for quality of life and roleplay enhancements.
Is there a community Discord for the server?	Yes, join our Discord here to connect with other players and stay updated on server news.

Eternal Union Minecraft Server

acceptance, Asexual, Challenges, Commitment, Communication, Companionship, emotional connection, ETERNAL, Intimacy, long term, long term relationship, love, Marriage, Minecraft, nonsexual, Partnership, relationships, secrecy, Server, Support, taboo, Trust, Understanding, union

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/700	Votes:	6039
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Picture this: you log on, ready to build epic structures and mine for diamonds, but wait… there’s a twist! On this server, everyone is asexual! That’s right, no awkward sexual tension or drama here, just pure Minecraft fun! Join now and escape the awkward conversations about your lack of sex life, because on this server, nobody cares! Build, explore, and laugh your way through the ultimate asexual Minecraft experience!

Ripperoni Minecraft SMP Service

#youtube, convenience, desktop programs, Digital, Download, efficiency, Entertainment, file conversion, internet, Media, Minecraft, multimedia, Music, Online Services, rip audio, rip video, ripperoni, save to computer, service, smp, software, streaming, Technology, Video editing

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/900	Votes:	3830
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Are you tired of being limited to just watching YouTube videos online? Do you want the freedom to save all your favorite content directly to your computer? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your prayers!

Join our server and not only will you have access to an amazing community of players, but you’ll also have the opportunity to download all the YouTube videos and music you want directly to your computer. How is this possible, you ask? Well, our server is powered by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of extracting audio and video from YouTube with their magical powers.

So come join us and experience the thrill of downloading your favorite content while building epic structures and battling mobs in the world of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to be part of something truly unique and absurdly hilarious!

NoCutQueue Minecraft Server

aita, assertive behavior, Assertiveness, Asshole, checkout line, Christmas spirit, Confrontation, Cut, ENTITLEMENT, Etiquette, grocery store, line, Manners, Minecraft, NoCutQueue, not letting, politeness, Queue, Respect, Server, shopping, WOMAN

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/400	Votes:	146
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Secret Passages Found:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	281	Love Letters Sent:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we uphold the sacred law of grocery store etiquette! Join us if you’re tired of entitled players trying to cut the line and use “Christmas Spirit” as a weapon.

On our server, you’ll navigate through the virtual aisles with your trusty cart, ready to defend your spot in line against any sneaky players trying to edge their way in. Will you stand your ground like a true champion of grocery store justice, or will you succumb to the pressure and let them cut?

But beware, the stakes are high in this virtual grocery store showdown. Who knows what kind of crazy items players will be trying to check out with – from jello packs to enchanted diamond swords, anything goes in this epic battle of the checkout line!

So join us on our server and show the world that you have what it takes to be the ultimate grocery store warrior. And remember, on our server, the only line-cutting allowed is when you’re mining through the Nether!

BabyCardCraft

Approval, babies, BabyCardCraft, children, Christmas card, collage, Communication, controversy, cousins, family, Genetic, holiday, in-laws, lawsuit, love, misunderstandings, Permission, Pictures, relationships, Siblings, social media

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/900	Votes:	5929
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	4063
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Chimeras Created:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	413
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper on a sugar rush.

Looking for a place where family dynamics are more complicated than redstone contraptions? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera set in the pixelated world of Minecraft, where relationships are tested and alliances are constantly shifting.

Join now and witness the epic saga of a player (F44) who finds herself in a sticky situation involving babies, Christmas cards, and a SIL (F43) who’s more unpredictable than a charged creeper. Will she be able to navigate the treacherous waters of family drama, or will she be blown to bits like a poorly placed TNT block?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of virtual family feuds, baby photo scandals, and more twists than a maze in the Nether. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at your fingertips? Join now and let the chaos begin!

FutureSelfQs – Minecraft SMP

advice, Curiosity, future self, FutureSelfQs, introspection, Minecraft, personal growth, question.., Reflection, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self help, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self talk, self-care, self-empowerment, smp, time travel, wisdom

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/200	Votes:	4083
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest server ever. We have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground base full of diamond blocks. And get this, the owner is actually a wizard who can turn you into a unicorn if you ask nicely. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out free enchanted gear. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join? It’s like a crazy adventure every time you log on. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #bestserverever #unicornsrule