Minecraft Servers Updated November 17, 2024, 6:30 PM

New Minecraft Servers
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate virtual reality adventure! Ever wondered what it would be like to be dropped into a room with everyone who has ever masturbated to you? Well, now you can find out!

But wait, there’s more! The occupancy limit is unlimited, so get ready for a wild and crazy party with all your admirers. Who knew Minecraft could bring people together in such a unique way?

Join our server for a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be prepared for some unexpected surprises and maybe bring a friend or two to help you navigate this hilarious and outrageous situation. See you in the game!

Updated November 17, 2024

Players: 94/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 19

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • FakeMC

    FakeMC

    Welcome to FakeMC – the ultimate cracked Lifesteal server! Dive into a competitive survival experience where every heart counts. Battle your way through challenging PvP encounters, steal hearts from your rivals, and prove yourself as the strongest on the server. Simple, fun, and packed with action – join us now and take on the challenge!

    play.fakemc.fun

    Updated November 17, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Chimeras Created: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • GF Quest Minecraft Server

    GF Quest Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being a 33-year-old no-lifer incel? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the sad reality of your life by building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and making friends with fellow gamers who probably also struggle with basic social skills.

    But wait, there’s more! If a sad sack like me can figure out how to survive in this virtual world, then you definitely can too. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to blow up unsuspecting players. So, if you’re looking for a challenge (and a good laugh), come join us and see if you can outsmart the ghostly creeper and become the ultimate Minecraft champion. Trust me, if I can do it, anyone can!

    Updated November 17, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 25 Secret Passages Found: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Impending Doom Minecraft SMP

    Impending Doom Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing scarier than the creepers is the drama in the chat! Join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, from laughter to tears to pure rage at that one guy who keeps stealing your diamonds.

    Our server is like a soap opera, with alliances forming and crumbling faster than you can say “Redstone contraption.” Will you be the hero who saves the day, or the villain who burns down everyone’s houses for fun? The choice is yours, but be prepared for the consequences.

    And if you think surviving in Minecraft is tough, just wait until you see our custom mobs. We’ve got zombie chickens that shoot fireballs, skeleton pigs riding on top of spiders, and a boss mob that’s just a giant, angry potato. Don’t ask how it got there, just run for your life.

    So come join us if you dare, and remember: on this Minecraft SMP, the only thing more unpredictable than the terrain is the players. Good luck, you’ll need it!

    Updated November 17, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Battle Standards Raised: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • SubCoin-PRIVATE MINECRAFT SERVER Minecraft server

    SubCoin-PRIVATE MINECRAFT SERVER Minecraft server

    SubCoin is a vanilla JAVA semi-rp server.

    The server has a system of cities, courts and economies just like in real life! You can found your own city, start your own business and become a diamond tycoon, hold events, concerts, find new acquaintances, in general, anything!

    We have a responsive administration and friendly players.

    Interesting, unique events are constantly held on the server. We won’t let you get bored!

    If you want to join us, fill out an application in our Discord

    185.9.145.212:25901

    Updated November 17, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 208 Infernal Machines Built: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Witchblade’s Pixel Playground Minecraft Server

    Witchblade’s Pixel Playground Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas. And not just any llamas, but llamas who can speak fluent Klingon and juggle flaming torches while crafting diamond swords.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who are experts at PvP combat. They will challenge you to duels and if you defeat them, they will grant you the power to summon a herd of rainbow-colored sheep to ride into battle.

    If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server has a hidden treasure room filled with stacks of golden apples and enchanted armor. And rumor has it that if you can solve the riddle of the dancing creeper, you will be granted access to a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most absurdly awesome Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated November 17, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 16 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Alien Abductions: 0 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Minecraft SMP – /rog/ – Creeper Chaos Crew

    Minecraft SMP – /rog/ – Creeper Chaos Crew
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more craziness than a herd of sheep wearing leather armor.

    Join us and experience the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up your neighbor’s house with TNT, but who’s keeping track?).

    Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have more online players than a horde of zombies on a full moon night. And if you don’t multiclient, you might as well be trying to take on the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword – it’s just not gonna end well.

    Looking for resources? We’ve got databases that are more stacked than a chest full of diamonds. Need info on skills? We’ve got more skill descriptions than a villager has trades.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, check out our source code – it’s like diving into the Nether without a fire resistance potion. Just be prepared for some mind-bending coding that will make your head spin faster than a chorus fruit teleportation.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?). Let’s craft and mine and build together in a world where anything is possible – even riding a pig off a cliff and surviving.

    Updated November 17, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Blocky Amazon Minecraft Server

    Blocky Amazon Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only thing towering over you is a measly tree? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a population of tall women that will make you feel like a tiny Steve in comparison! Join us for the chance to build your own skyscraper and feel like a true giant among men (and women)!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on flying pigs. Join forces with them to conquer the land and become the ultimate ruler of this crazy world. And if that’s not enough, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples waiting for the bravest adventurers to discover.

    So come on down to our server and experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows what other bizarre surprises await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

    Updated November 17, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Zombie Dances: 8 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Telemetry Manjaro Experimenting Minecraft SMP

    Telemetry Manjaro Experimenting Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! Our server is like no other because we have opt-out telemetry…just kidding, we don’t even know what that means! But hey, if you join, you might just become a test subject for our top-secret experiments on how to make the best virtual cookies in Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret to unlocking unlimited diamonds just by dancing the Macarena in-game. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated November 17, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Runes Activated: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • CraftyCraze – Creative Minecraft Server

    CraftyCraze – Creative Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have an Oriental Edition that will blow your mind! Ever wondered what /lig/ is? It’s a magical place where viewers can find, share, and discuss indie vtubers who have at least 500 viewers. Why join /lig/? Because large indie vtubers may have more fans, but they are no match for the VIP treatment you’ll get here!

    You can even shill your 499view oshi here, as long as you meet the minimal requirement of being a Twitch partner or the YouTube equivalent in numbers. We’ve got a leaderboard that will make your jaw drop, with streamers like vedal987, Sinder, Shylily, and more rocking the charts!

    But wait, isn’t that one a corpo? Fear not, our server is all about chuubas of a decent size who aren’t defined by their corporate branding. We’ve got guides, archives, Koikatsu cards for some spicy fun, and even a Wheel of Names to keep things exciting!

    And don’t forget about our Chuuba Birthday Calendar, where we celebrate upcoming birthdays like Mint and Rummy in style. Plus, we’ve got OC material for the OP, ducks for some quacky fun, and other useful threads to keep you entertained.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for a wild ride in the world of indie vtubers!

    Updated November 17, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 16 Infinity Stones Found: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Smiling And Feel No Disgraceeee Minecraft SMP

    Smiling And Feel No Disgraceeee Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and you’ll be smiling and feeling no disgraceeee as you embark on wild adventures with a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

    Our server is home to the most epic and ridiculous builds you’ve ever seen. From giant statues of llamas to roller coasters that go through the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays golden eggs!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to some of the most bizarre events you’ll ever experience. From spontaneous dance parties in the middle of a creeper-infested forest to epic battles against armies of zombie villagers, there’s always something happening on our server that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

    So why wait? Join us now and start smiling and feeling no disgraceeee as you dive headfirst into the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

    Updated November 17, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Valve’s Minecraft Server: Half-Life 2 Anniversary Extravaganza

    Valve’s Minecraft Server: Half-Life 2 Anniversary Extravaganza
    Are you tired of waiting for Valve to release Half-Life 3? Well, join our Minecraft server instead! We promise to deliver updates faster than Valve pushing updates to their private beta branch. Who needs Half-Life 3 when you can have endless fun building and exploring in our server? Plus, rumor has it that Gabe Newell himself is a regular player and will personally ban anyone who mentions Half-Life 3 in the chat. So come join us and experience the thrill of crafting and surviving in a world where Half-Life 3 is just a distant memory.

    Updated November 17, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • CyberCraft SMP – Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Server

    CyberCraft SMP – Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with strict rules and regulations? Well, look no further because this server is the place for you!

    Join our server if you want to be a part of a community where anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to start a chicken army and take over the server? Why not! The crazier, the better!

    Our server is like a CYOA refugee camp, where all the wildest and wackiest creations come to life. From NSFW CYOAs to SFW ones, we’ve got it all. And if you’re feeling lucky, you can even roll the dice to see what fate has in store for you.

    So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of adventures and shenanigans await you in this crazy world of Minecraft madness! Just remember, post numbers aren’t for rolling – leave that up to random.org or some physical dice. Let’s get building and have a blast!

    Updated November 17, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • AstralMC Network

    AstralMC Network

    A server that provides you with very good survival, and which is a balanced server with economy and whales, come in and visit us. 🙂

    English: Astral Realms is a Croatian Minecraft SMP server with very well-balanced gameplay. It runs on seasons and has an economy system so players can buy and sell items and resources. Come on, visit the Astral Realms survival server and try it out today!

    astralmc.club

    Updated November 17, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 18 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Dragons Tamed: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • JasCube Minecraft server

    JasCube Minecraft server

    JasCube is a unique Minecraft server designed to give you an unforgettable gaming experience with your friends. The server contains many exciting mechanics and modes, including clans, a well-thought-out economy, an auction, PvP and PvE battles, and bosses. Players will enjoy regular events, a battle pass system and the opportunity to earn free donations, which makes each game interesting and unique.

    We are equipped with an advanced anti-cheat and have responsive moderation, which is always ready to help and maintain the purity of the gameplay, protecting players from cheaters and dupers.

    Particular attention is paid to safety and comfortable communication, and a unique economy and quest system allows each player to develop comfortably.

    Join JasCube and enjoy gaming on a quality server where there is something for everyone!

    mc.jascube.fun

    Updated November 17, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 4725

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Double Standard Minecraft Server

    Double Standard Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only conflict of interest you’ll find is deciding which block to build with next! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where the laws of physics don’t apply and giant spiders are a totally normal thing.

    Our server is run by a mysterious billionaire who once built a skyscraper made entirely out of diamond blocks just for fun. Rumor has it that he has secret government contracts to supply all the rare materials in the game, but hey, who needs ethics when you have unlimited resources?

    So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane builds, and maybe even a few shady deals on the side. Who knows, you might just become the next diamond-clad king of the server!

    Updated November 17, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Void Gems Collected: 18
    Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY