Updated November 21, 2024
Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Magic Items Found: | 6530 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Farms Harvested: | 200 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Dimension Hops: | 0 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to never bully anyone, especially not an autistic cancer patient. Why, you ask? Because if you do, his mom will apparently deepthroat you and let you…uh, engage in some questionable activities with her. And trust us, you do not want to find out what that entails. So come join our server, where the consequences for being a jerk are…interesting, to say the least.