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BootyCraft: Where Men Embrace Their Thiccness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we celebrate the beauty of big booties! If you’ve got a thick derriere, this is the place for you. Our server is all about embracing those curves and showing off your assets in style.

Join us for epic twerking competitions, where the winner gets a diamond block trophy to display their glorious glutes. We also have special events like the “Jiggle Olympics” where players compete in challenges like the Booty Bounce and the Squat Sprint.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Butt Mountain, where players can mine for rare resources like Buttanium and Booty Ore. Rumor has it that if you reach the summit, you’ll be granted the power of the Twerk God.

So come on down to our server and let your booty shine bright like a diamond. Remember, on this server, men should be proud of their fat asses!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Love Letters Sent:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Towns Built:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Void Gems Collected:	40	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Blockheads & Bedrock: Where Creepers are Less Offensive Than Your Chat

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you closeted racists out there!

Join us for a wild ride where you can let your inner bigot shine! We have exclusive skins that let you play as your favorite racist historical figure, like Adolf Hitler or Christopher Columbus. Plus, our chat filter is disabled so you can spew all the hate speech you want without getting banned.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower,” where players compete to see who can build the most offensive structure possible. From swastikas to burning crosses, the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your racism run wild! Just remember, if you’re not racist, you’re not welcome here.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Blocky Brits

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most hilarious place to be!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize! Or how about participating in our annual lava surfing competition, where the last player standing wins a golden pickaxe that can mine anything in one hit!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off! And don’t forget about our secret underground disco party, where you can boogie down with creepers and skeletons all night long!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures in Minecraft history! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you should probably stay away).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Divine Spears Created:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Crafty Dreams: ‘yume 2kki’ Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only goal is to collect as many outrageous effects as possible!

Join us as you embark on a journey through different zones with their own funky music, all while interacting with random objects in your room and taking naps.

But beware, the people who play this game are hilariously pretentious, claiming you just wouldn’t understand the deep meaning behind wandering around and listening to music.

So come on, install the game (even if it’s a pain in the ass) and get ready for a wild ride of absurdity and nonsensical fun! Who needs a plot when you have ambient music YouTube videos to inspire you?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Lava Lamps and Creepers: The Ultimate Minecraft Experience

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is LIT AF! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time a bishop got stabbed in a Sydney church (seriously, Google it).

Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are scared to blow up because they know they can’t compete with the madness that goes down here. From epic battles with giant spiders to building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player to survive a zombie apocalypse while riding a pig into battle. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us today!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Love Letters Sent:	20
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Blocky Brawlers: ‘/sfg/ – Street Fighter General’ Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so balanced, it’s like a perfectly crafted potion by a Minecraft wizard. You won’t find any glitches or bugs here, only smooth gameplay like butter on a hot potato.

2. Want to watch high-level replays of players battling it out in Minecraft? We’ve got you covered with our exclusive replay theater app. It’s like watching a Minecraft movie, but better.

3. Need to know every single frame of your Minecraft character’s movements? Look no further than our Street Fighter 6 Frame Data website. It’s like having X-ray vision in the Minecraft world.

4. Ever wanted to learn the secret fighting techniques of the pros? Our SuperCombo Wiki has all the insider info you need to dominate in Minecraft battles. You’ll be unstoppable, like a Minecraft superhero.

5. Confused by all the Minecraft lingo? Our Fighting Game Glossary will have you speaking like a Minecraft expert in no time. You’ll be dropping terms like “footies” and “daigo drills” with ease.

6. Looking to challenge other Minecraft players in classic games like ST, A2, A3, 3S, and CVS2? Use Fightcade and show off your skills in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

7. And if you need to warm up before a big Minecraft showdown, check out our Daigo drills warm-up routine. It’s like a workout for your Minecraft skills, getting you ready to conquer any challenge that comes your way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the most insane, epic, and downright hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the Minecraft world. It’s a journey you won’t soon forget!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Crafty Caucasians: Where Asian Women Love to Mine with Whiteboys!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! We’ve got Asian women falling head over heels for whiteboys left and right – it’s like a real-life K-drama playing out right in front of your eyes! Join our server and see if you can become the next heartthrob for these lovely ladies. Who knows, you might just find your own happily ever after in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Dragons Tamed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Farms Harvested:	371	Alien Abductions:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Target Practice Minecraft Server – Where even chuubas can hit the bullseye!

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue! Our server is so crazy, even the infamous braptuber Mel Nekomata couldn’t handle it and had to “graduate” to a job at Target! Rumor has it she lost her job for farting too much or getting caught masturbating at work – yikes! But don’t worry, our server is a fart and masturbation-free zone (unless that’s your thing, no judgment here).

We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter next. Plus, we guarantee that all our players are not wage cucks like Mel – they’re living their best lives as professional livestreamers. So come join the fun and leave the drama behind – unless you’re into that sort of thing, in which case, welcome aboard!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	8051
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	198	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CraftyCreeper’s Blocky Adventures: Not GTA VI, but still awesome! Join now for epic fun!

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Are you tired of waiting for GTA VI to come out? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the next best thing! Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world filled with car chases, heists, and even flying pigs! Who needs GTA VI when you can have all the chaos and mayhem right here in Minecraft? Trust us, you won’t be disappointed – unless you were really hoping for GTA VI, in which case, sorry not sorry! So come on, join us and experience the craziest virtual world you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

The Evil Minecraft Minions: Server of Chaos

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – the System is EVIL. And guess what? You are the reason why the System can survive. That’s right, all of you players are unknowingly keeping this evil System afloat.

But fear not, for on this server, we fight back against the System in the most ridiculous ways possible. Want to ride a pig into battle against the System’s minions? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of a potato to confuse the System? Why not! The crazier and more outrageous, the better.

So come join us on this wacky adventure where we overthrow the evil System one block at a time. Who knew saving the world could be so much fun? So grab your pickaxe and let’s show the System who’s boss!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Blocky McBlockface: The ‘edfs’ Edition

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Come join our Minecraft server where even 6’3 white chads can find love…or at least try to hit on 14-year-olds in different countries! Our server is the perfect place for those looking for some questionable online interactions and awkward conversations. Who knows, you might just find your soulmate…or get banned for being a creep. Either way, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Crafty Rin’s Blocky Adventures

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the BEST girl. That’s right, she’s the best Fate, the best tsundere, and even the best Goddess all rolled into one! Join our server and experience the most epic battles and adventures with the most fabulous and fierce girl in all of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this crazy and hilarious world – join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Pixelated Perfection: Not CGI, Just Minecraft!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that look like they were created by a potato? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, people will think it’s CGI or photoshopped! Join us for the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft, from riding dragons to battling unicorns, our server is like a fantasy dream come true. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s always up for a good prank. So come on, join us and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	486	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Crafty Chick Kingdom: Where Minecraft meets international dating confusion

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a lava pit? Look no further, because our server is filled with girls so attractive, even the Ender Dragon can’t resist! Join us for a chance to find your Minecraft soulmate and build pixelated castles together. Who needs diamonds when you have a server full of diamonds in the rough? So come on, join us and see which country has girls like this – hint: it’s ours!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Minecraft Morrowind Rebooted: Because Who Needs Vvardenfell When You Have Creepers?

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Look no further, because our server is like Morrowind on steroids! We have so many mods that you’ll need a week just to install them all. But don’t worry, it’s totally worth it because once you’re in, you’ll be transported to a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Join us now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Void Gems Collected:	20	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Emeralds Found:	2293	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Animals Bred:	43	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4