Block Breaker Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky time! We have a thriving community of players who love to build, explore, and occasionally engage in epic battles against the evil Potato King and his army of sentient potatoes.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like the annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players can saddle up their favorite porker and race to victory. And let’s not forget about our legendary “Llama Llama Ding Dong” dance parties, where everyone lets loose and busts a move with their trusty llama companion.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers and never trust a talking cow – they’re known for spreading fake news about diamond ore locations. See you in the game, adventurer!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Kinomax Minecraft SMP – Where Are You Sitting?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, come join our server where we have a movie theater in the spawn area! That’s right, you can watch all your favorite movies while mining for diamonds. And don’t worry about missing any action because we have popcorn dispensers at every seat!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens that roam the land wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or try to overthrow his feathery rule?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can gain access to. Dance the night away with your fellow players and show off your best moves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Void Gems Collected:	22
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Enchantments Applied:	221
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	9903

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

GrampsGoneWildMC

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your family drama? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to steal your inheritance to pay for someone else’s medical bills!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and zero family drama. Our server is the perfect escape from real life, where you can focus on building the biggest and best creations without worrying about your dad stealing your hard-earned money.

So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we promise not to guilt trip you into using your inheritance for anyone else’s benefit. It’s all about you and your Minecraft dreams on our server!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Chimeras Created:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CraftyAddictMinecraft SMP

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Are you addicted to building pixelated castles in a virtual world? Do you find yourself dreaming about mining diamonds and battling creepers in your sleep? Then you need to join our Minecraft SMP server ASAP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with stacks of enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that those golden apples were blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, granting the player unlimited health and super speed for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest of rare mobs, including a pink sheep that drops diamond blocks when sheared and a zombie pigman that can breakdance like nobody’s business. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CompliCraft: You’re a diamond in a world of dirt!

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Are you tired of boring old compliments like “nice build” or “cool skin”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we take compliments to a whole new level! Imagine telling someone their pixelated cow farm is so epic, it made the Ender Dragon cry tears of joy. Or how about praising someone’s redstone contraption by saying it’s so amazing, even Notch himself would be jealous. Join our server for the most outrageous compliments you’ll ever receive – because who doesn’t want to be told their dirt hut is the eighth wonder of the blocky world?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Romeo and Juliet’s Sky Traffic

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hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build all day? well do i have the server for u! this server is like romeo and juliet, but with creepers and zombies instead of star-crossed lovers.

imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a zombie horde attacks! but don’t worry, our server has special weapons like diamond swords that can take down those pesky zombies in no time.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? that’s right, flying pigs! you can ride them around the server and show off to all your friends.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life! trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	293	Animals Bred:	38
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

MINEWARD – Where Villagers are NPCs, Creepers are Collectibles, and Steve is the Ultimate MMORPG Hero!

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Server IP	mineward.net (1.20.4+)
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/EmSxmwJnNp

Overview:

⚔️ Choose a class! (Warrior, Archer or Mage)
💀 Slay custom bosses like Skarrah the Conjurer of Runewoods, Wyreth the Exiled Prince, Vorklas the Ice Giant…
💎 Custom gear and abilities, full-set bonuses, jewelry slots.
📜 Explore the realm and do quests!
🎣 Catch leviathans!

FAQ:

1. How do I choose a class?

To choose a class, simply type the command “/class” in the chat and follow the prompts to select either Warrior, Archer, or Mage.

2. Are there any custom bosses on the server?

Yes, there are custom bosses like Skarrah the Conjurer of Runewoods, Wyreth the Exiled Prince, Vorklas the Ice Giant, and more for you to slay.

3. Can I customize my gear and abilities?

Yes, you can customize your gear and abilities with full-set bonuses and jewelry slots available for your customization.

4. How do I explore the realm and do quests?

To explore the realm and do quests, simply travel around the server and interact with NPCs to receive quests and embark on adventures.

5. How can I catch leviathans?

To catch leviathans, you will need to equip specific gear and use certain tools to successfully reel them in while fishing.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Depression Escape Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being weighed down by the crushing burden of depression in your real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape into a world where the only thing weighing you down is the massive diamond armor you just crafted. Say goodbye to your sad feels and hello to building epic structures, battling dragons, and making friends with virtual llamas who will never judge you for binge-watching cat videos at 3 am. So come on, join us and leave your depression in the dust – literally, because you’ll be mining for diamonds like there’s no tomorrow!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7514
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magic Items Found:	2099
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	171

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Random Anon’s SMP Adventures

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Oh, you gotta join our Minecraft SMP, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky madness! We’ve got llamas riding pigs, chickens in top hats, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself! Plus, our community is filled with quirky characters like Steve the Sheep Shearer and Enderman Ed, who’s always losing his blocks. So come on and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen – and probably will! Second season? Oh, honey, we’re just getting started!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

BlockheadsRUs

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy in-laws? Look no further than our server! We understand the struggles of dealing with unwanted advice and meddling family members. Join us for a stress-free gaming experience where you can build, explore, and mine without any unwanted interference.

Just like how this player stood up to their in-laws, you can stand up to any griefers or trolls that try to ruin your gaming experience. Our server is a safe space where you can be yourself and enjoy all that Minecraft has to offer.

So come on over and join us! Who knows, you might even find a new family of friends who will always have your back, just like this player’s wife did. Don’t let anyone tell you how to play the game – on our server, you make the rules!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

InfluencerGuru – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us and you’ll be rubbing elbows with the likes of Steve, the legendary block-builder who once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. Or how about Herobrine, the mischievous prankster who once turned all the pigs on the server into flying pigs with jetpacks?

But the real reason you should join our SMP is because of our resident llama, Larry. Larry may look like your average Minecraft llama, but he’s actually a secret agent sent by the llama overlords to keep an eye on all the players. Rumor has it that he once foiled a plot to steal all the diamonds on the server by spitting on the thieves until they ran away in disgust.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a llama or two.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5698
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	338	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

MineCeleb: Recognize the Unsung!

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and building all day? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes they were riding a pig dressed as a cowboy while battling a horde of evil chickens. Sound crazy? That’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cheese, ride a roller coaster through a volcano, or even participate in a synchronized swimming competition with a group of friendly dolphins. The possibilities are endless!

So why waste your time on those boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MooCraft: Where Cows Outgas Creeper Farts

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lol, forget about that boring stuff, come join our epic minecraft server instead! why waste time worrying about methane emissions when you can be building a giant cow farm in our world? we got cows, pigs, chickens, and even llamas for you to raise and breed.

our server is so lit, we have a secret underground base where you can find all the rare loot and diamonds you could ever dream of. but be careful, there are creepers lurking around every corner ready to blow you up!

if you join our server, you’ll also get the chance to ride a dragon and battle it out with other players in epic pvp battles. who needs fossil fuels when you have a fire-breathing dragon on your side, amirite?

so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and leave all that boring real-world stuff behind. trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	23
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

No Boring Server: Subpar Roleplay, Mild Mods, Poking Vigorously, Weary Whitelisters

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Cobblemonia <a href="https://newsminecraft.com/about/mcolo/">Minecraft Server</a>

Welcome to Cobblemonia Minecraft Server

Overview

Cobblemonia is a new Minecraft server where players can embark on their own adventure in a vast and diverse world. With opportunities to join different factions and create their own stories, players can shape their destiny in Cobblemon Chronicles.

Server Information

Server Version	1.20.1
Server Type	Whitelist Only
Content Creators	Yes

Join Us

If you’re interested in joining the Cobblemonia Minecraft Server, please fill out the application form. Applications are reviewed promptly for whitelist approval.

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is the server open to new players?	Yes, we welcome new players to join our community.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Please refer to our server rules provided upon whitelist approval.
Can I join as a content creator?	Yes, content creators are welcome on the server.
How quickly are applications reviewed?	Applications are reviewed promptly by admins.

-Professor Tommo

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking cow who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power. But be warned, the potato is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious spud.

Once you’ve conquered the chicken ninjas, you can join our weekly llama racing tournaments where the stakes are high and the llamas are even higher. And if you’re feeling really brave, you can venture into the depths of our custom-built dungeon filled with traps, puzzles, and a surprise appearance by a friendly dragon who just wants to play a game of chess.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	480
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Frozen Dictator Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than Hitler eating ice cream? Look no further! Our server is filled with wild adventures, crazy builds, and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning reality. Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the Macarena, and villagers starting a rebellion against the players. Trust us, you won’t find a server more absurd and entertaining than this one! So come on, join us and let’s create some hilarious memories together!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.