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Poolish Frens Minecraft SMP – SHUT THE FUCK UP

aggravated, Angry, ANNOYED, ANNOYING, done, enough already, frens, Frustrated, fuck, irritated, Minecraft, no more, over it, POLISH FRENS, POLISH FRIENDS, Poolish, rant, shut, SHUT IT, shut the fuck up, shut up, SHUT UP ALREADY, smp, STOP, Stop talking, TIRED OF HEARING

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6357
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Magic Items Found:	8778
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Gods Slained:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of hearing about your friend’s obsession with Polish pools? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. Forget about poolish frens and come join the chaos on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So what are you waiting for? Dive into our world of madness and mayhem, where the only rule is to have a damn good time!

Franchise Takeover Minecraft Server

business development, Business growth, business leadership, business management, business ownership, business strategy, business takeover, Franchise, franchise branding, franchise development, franchise growth, franchise leadership, franchise management, franchise owner name, franchise ownership, franchise strategy, franchise success, franchise takeover, Minecraft, new leadership, new management, new owner, Server, TAKEOVER

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3752
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, have no fear because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being taken over by a mysterious and powerful entity named Xer.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to say Xer’s name three times before logging in, or else you might end up in a world where creepers wear top hats and demand tea parties. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

Real Minecraft SMP Player

#youtube, collaboration, Communication, content creators, Drama, Entertainment, falling out, Fauna, Friends, friendship, Honesty, Kronii, Minecraft, player, real, reconciliation, relationships, smp, social media, twitch, virtual, vshojo, Vtuber

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	194
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3250
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even the mobs are scared to spawn here. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so insane that even Fauna and Kronii, two of the most powerful players, are no longer friends. Rumor has it that their friendship ended over a dispute about who had the best pet parrot. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that drama.

2. Our server has a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks, but the catch is that it’s guarded by a pack of rebellious chickens armed with enchanted swords. Will you be brave enough to face them and claim the treasure for yourself?

3. We have a custom plugin that turns all the sheep into disco-loving party animals. You’ll never look at a woolly creature the same way again once you see them busting out dance moves to the beat of the jukebox.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster ride of chaos, drama, and hilarity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a sturdy pickaxe – you’re gonna need it!

YellowStone | 1 season Minecraft server

affordable, apply, Cities, different generation, discord server, Features, fee.., free, generation, Minecraft, penetration fee, Project, season 1, seasonal server, Server, small project, technical support, Unique Features, Vanilla, vanilla themes, Yellowstone

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	423
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	New Chunks Explored:	183212
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

YellowStone – 1 season. (started – 10/31/2024 – ended – ??.??.2025)

A small Minecraft project aimed at vanilla themes, naturally the server contains features that were not and are not present in other projects. It is worth mentioning the fact that there is a different generation of the upper world on the server.

You can get to the server both for a fee and for free; penetration is relatively inexpensive, so almost everyone can afford it. You can apply on the project’s official discord server; the link can be found on this page.

To purchase a penetration, please write to the technical support of our server. It is located on the project’s Discord server.

mc.yellowstn.ru

Ukraine Flag Minecraft Server

activism, blm, China, controversial topics, Flag, flag waving, Global Issues, Hong Kong, Hong Kong takeover, HUMAN RIGHTS, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, METOO, Minecraft, political activism, protest, protest silence, redditors, Server, social justice, troon, Ukraine, Ukraine flag

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4750
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Emeralds Found:	4920
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Divine Spears Created:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the conspiracy theories on the internet? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the Illuminati can’t keep up. We’ve got 90% of the Hong Kongers wanting independence, but where’s the support from the BLM/MeToo/Ukraine/Troon crowd? Join us and uncover the mystery behind this bizarre phenomenon. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to winning at Minecraft while you’re at it. So come on, join our server and let the madness begin!

The Chunky Misfits Minecraft SMP

Atlus, body image, body positivity, character design, chunky, cultural criticism, discrimination, Diversity, fat acceptance, fat shaming, fatphobia, Inclusivity, marginalized groups, Media portrayal, Minecraft, misfits, representation, smp, social commentary, social justice, societal norms, Stereotypes, video games, weight stigma

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3032
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7087	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	573

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace all shapes and sizes, including our chunky comrades! We believe in celebrating diversity, even if that means having a few extra pixels on your character. Join us if you’re tired of being judged by your virtual waistline and want to build a community where everyone is accepted, no matter their size.

But beware, our server has a secret underground society of chubby players who have banded together to overthrow the skinny overlords. Rumor has it they have a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that give them super strength and agility. Will you join their ranks and fight for fat liberation? Or will you stick with the normies and risk being squashed by a giant porkchop-wielding giant?

So come on down to our server and see for yourself why being fat in Minecraft isn’t just a stereotype – it’s a revolution! Join us and show Atlus that big is beautiful, one block at a time.

Blocky Bag Minecraft Server

4koma, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, blocky, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, Events, General Student Council, Grand Assault, guides, hovercraft, Izuna, kotori, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mimori, Minecraft, Noa, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content, Special Armor, The Fury of Set, Utaha

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1196
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of friendly zombies come to help you out! They even bring you cake and throw a party in your honor. But watch out for the creepers who are trying to crash the party – they just want to dance too!

And that’s not all – our server has a secret underground city filled with treasure and mystery. Legend has it that whoever finds the hidden portal will be granted three wishes by the magical Ender Dragon!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Uzbek Citizen In Minecraft SMP Carried Out The Terrorist Attack That Killed General Steve

animal nation, Animals, Attack, Bomb, carried, catbox, Central Asian, citizen, dumb, EU passport, extremist mosques, general, General Kirillov, Killed, men in Russia, Minecraft, mp4, Muslim, promised 100k, retards, smp, stan, steve, Terrorist, terrorist acts, terrorist attack, Uzbek, Uzbek citizen, Video

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1932
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
New Chunks Explored:	301604	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more explosive than a terrorist attack? Look no further! Join our server where we promise you 100k in diamonds and an EU passport (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

We may not have General Kirillov, but we do have some epic battles and crazy adventures waiting for you. Don’t let those central-asian-muslim-animals outdo you – show them who’s boss by building the most epic base and taking down any creeper that stands in your way.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show those dumb fucking retards what real Minecraft players can do! Just remember, always watch out for extremist creepers in every biome that ends in “stan”. It’s a jungle out there, but with your skills, you’ll be the ultimate survivor. Let’s craft and blast our way to victory! 🚀💣 #MinecraftSMPGoals #ExplosiveAdventures

School SMP

Adventure, bedrock edition, Community, Competition, Fun, Fun Adventure, game modes, Gaming, Ip:, java edition, leaderboard, Minecraft, multiplayer, Players, PORT, PvP, School, School SMP, Server, Survival, ultimate survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9873
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Who are we?

School SMP Is full of fun and adventure

What do we have?

⇨ Ultimate Survival And more gamemodes coming soon!

( SchoolSMP is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft)

◆ JAVA IP: play.schoolsmp.fun ◆ Bedrock Port: 25573

Come Join the School and compete with many other players to drill the leaderboard!

play.schoolsmp.fun:25573

4chan Loser Argument Minecraft Server

4chan, Arguing, Argument, arguments, autistic, Evidence, internet culture, keyboard warrior, Loser, Minecraft, online argument, Online Community, online confrontation, online debate, online discussion, online victory., Pottery, proving a point, Server, SILENT, trolling, Virgin, WOMAN

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8236
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3837	Ores Mined:	6578
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Secret Passages Found:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Are you tired of arguing with losers on 4chan? Do you want to flex on them with evidence of your epic conquests? Join our Minecraft server and show off all the virtual babes who want to get with you! We guarantee that all haters will go silent when they see your pixelated harem. Plus, everyone who disagrees with you will be exposed as an autistic virgin. Join now and dominate the virtual world with your undeniable charm and charisma!

Minecraft SMP – /poe 2 g/ – Path of Exile 2 General

Buy Early Access Key, Exile, FAQ, Game Database, general, Global 1488, Ingame Chat Channel, Ladder, Launch Live Updates, Minecraft, new patch notes, patch notes, Path, Path of Exile 2, Path of Exile 2 forum, Path of Exile 2 Game Database, Path of Exile 2 Ladders, Path of Exile 2 Purchase, Path of Exile 2 Wiki, PoE, smp, Temporal Lord’s Portal Effect, Trade Site, Week 2 Twitch Drops, Wiki

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4754
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Patch Notes? We don’t follow those boring rules! Our server is constantly evolving with new updates that will keep you on your toes. And don’t even get us started on our Twitch Drops – you could win a Temporal Lord’s Portal Effect just by playing!

But wait, there’s more! Want to feel like a VIP? Buy an Early Access Key and unlock exclusive content that will blow your mind. And if you ever get lost, just check out our Wiki or Game Database for all the tips and tricks you need.

Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just ask our Ingame Chat Channel/global 1488 – they’ll tell you all about the insane fun we have every day!

MystMC

Adventure, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Exploration, Future, gamemode, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, MystMC, Network, new, ONLINE, OP survival, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3594
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Crops Grown:	2721	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Dimension Hops:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Welcome to MystMC we are a brand new minecraft server network with currently only OP SURVIVAL as gamemode. there will be more gamemodes such as vanilla, pvp gamemode and much more in future!

play.mystmc.xyz:47249

Dragon Ball GT Minecraft Server

“anime criticism”, Anime, anime filler episode, anime review, anime scene, anime scene analysis, anime scene critique, anime scene review, Ball, dragon ball, Dragon Ball GT, Dragon Ball GT analysis, Dragon Ball GT critique, Dragon Ball GT episode, Dragon Ball GT filler, Dragon Ball GT scene, Dragon Ball GT unnecessary scene, Dragon.., gt, Minecraft, Server, unnecessary filler, unnecessary scene

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	345
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Endless Night Skies:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Emeralds Found:	531	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Void Armor Forged:	23
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, secret quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some killer dance moves, trust us). Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the spawn village, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon. So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Desktop Environment Minecraft SMP

arch linux, compatibility, configuration, convenience, Customization, Desktop, desktop environment, efficiency, Environment, Gnome, KDE, linux, Minecraft, open source, operating system, Performance, Personalization, productivity, smp, software, Stability, user interface, Window Managers, windows

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2590
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Holy Grails Found:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Windows and want to spice up your gaming experience? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have Arch Linux running with KDE and Gnome because… why not?

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild penguin appears because Linux is just that cool. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground base filled with rare loot guarded by a gnome army.

So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft game and embrace the chaos of Arch Linux, join us now! Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind SMP.

InfernoGrief server Minecraft

Battles, Grief, Grifersky, InfernoGrief, Minecraft, Players, PvP, Server

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5381
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Grifersky on server 1.16.5!Immerse yourself in the world of battles with other players!

Mc.InfernoGrief.ru

Players:	109/400	Votes:	7155
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	248	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5