BlameTheJews Minecraft SMP

Blame, BlameTheJews, children, China, cultural beliefs, demographics, East Asian countries, fertility rates, freedom, Japan, Jewish influence, Jews, Korea, low birthrates, Minecraft, modern era, parenting, population control, slim bodies, smp, societal pressures, Stereotypes, weight gain, Women

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further! Our server is so crazy, even pol would be scratching his head.

Join us and experience the insanity of blaming Jews for low birthrates in Minecraft! But wait, there’s more! Did you know that in our server, East Asian countries like China, Korea, and Japan have low birthrates too? And it’s all because the women are afraid of ruining their slim bodies and gaining weight quickly from giving birth. Who needs freedom when you can have a slim body, am I right?

So come on over and join our Minecraft SMP for a laugh riot like no other. Who needs logic when you have pure chaos?

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Minecave

Factions, MCMMO

Factions: – Custom Enchantments – Friendly, Small Community – Lag-Free Experience – Unique Plugins

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PotterCraftMC

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Explore the Magic on PotterCraft MC!

Step into the enchanting world of PotterCraft MC and immerse yourself in our carefully crafted replicas of Hogwarts, Durmstrang, Diagon Alley, and other iconic locations – all whilst learning spells, attending classes, embarking on quests, and participating in the wizarding world! In the survival world, you can engage in duels, form alliances, and establish your own community together with Towny! Alternatively, you can go solo and chill out on your own private housing plot – the choice is yours!

Features: – Detailed replicas of Hogwarts and more – Spell learning, classes, and quests – PvP battles & Duelling – Towny and Runecraft for community building – Customizable pets

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Buildings Constructed:	32
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Ferox MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Ferox is a friendly, non grief survival based server. If you enjoy building, doing quests, taking part in competitions and making money then you have come to the right place!

– Version 1.18 – Player Warps | Like showing off what you can build? We have a plugin which allows you to make warps as you rank-up with in-game balance purchases. – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease from griefers and have an ability to stop mobs from spawning and attacking you! – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has its own upgrades and perks, buy these with in-game money! – Bosses | Fight bosses for epic loot in server wide events and show off that all important tag to show your strength. – Player-Driven Economy | Shops and markets are ran by players, join and start your own business! – Art Map | Like doing pixelated art? We have an art plugin which allows you to do so. – Friendly Community | Although we are a small server, we encourage our players to be mature, respectful, and friendly! – Jobs | Like making money, like doing business? We have a jobs-based plugin which generates you more money as you get to a higher level from completing jobs such as Mining, Fishing, Farming & Woodcutting (including many more!) – Custom Enchantments | Want more spice in your adventure? Enchant your items! – Regular Events | Win free ranks, custom items, money and more in our regular fishing, building and art events!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Fancycraft Server

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Survival

Fancycraft is a Hub server Network that offers you only the best. This is a server you do not want to miss out on!

>> Factions Fight others and raid other factions! >> OP Prison Join the Prison and beat your friends! >> SkyBlock – Come join and get your SkyBlock and Expand it! >> Creative Play in Creative and enjoy building and having fun with your friends! >> Survival Survival is a Great place to start the adventure and survive! >> Games! We have Awesome Games and custom Mini-games with unique maps!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Chaotic United

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

– Dedicated server with 32GB of RAM – Automated Backups – Grief Rollback: Contact a Moderator to get any grief rolled back! – Survival: Mostly traditional survival, with economy – Creative: 200×200 plots for builds of all sizes! – SkyBlock: A timeless twist on survival – you’re high up in the sky! – Parkour: Climb to the top, or get to the end. – MobArena: How many waves of the endless mob horde can you survive? – Spleef: Be the last person standing in this classic gamemode! – TheRedCore: Find the Redstone Block before the others do!

Join our Discord server at: https://discord.gg/h282hYn Register on our forums at: http://chaoticunited.net/forums Join our MC Server at: mc.chaoticunited.net

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PokeClash

Economy, Pixelmon, Roleplay

PokeClash is a Pixelmon server that focuses around community activities and adventure. We have a custom map with gyms to go around and fight and a lot of space outside the main region where you can build as much as you like and set up a home for yourself. We’re adding more things every day so you’ll be sure to always have someone to talk to and something to do! Come join us an have fun!

Requires the Pixelmon Mod, available for download here: http://pixelmonmod.com/downloads.php

The IP is play.pokeclash.com

Come join us and have fun!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Aarons World

Creative, Factions, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Three servers have been updated to 1.21 Join to make new friends. Just added flying for owners of claims and updated mcMMO to mcMMO Overhaul on Survival. Also added voting on Creative and rewards is 2 hours of Worldedit commands. Will be adding more challenges to the SkyBlock server when I’m able to upgrade to 1.17. Looking for YouTubers to join I added a YouTuber Tag! Also added Tags so Players can add set tags in chat. I updated the ranking system to be separate from each server. The faction server has a separate set of rules to allow normal play on faction servers. There is rewards for voting on Vanilla, Survival, SkyBlock and Faction Servers, so vote daily!! Come explore either the Vanilla, Survival SkyBlock or Faction servers. If your thing is to have tpa, warp, etc then Survival world is just for you. If you like the basics the Vanilla is for you since you only have one command which is Home that’s changes how the game plays. Join Our Network and pick the right server for you to find the right spot to build your style of home. This server is hosted on the east coast.Server Rules Do not harass, insult, excessively cuss, make racial or religious remarks, and threaten any players or staff.No Stealing or Griefing of homes. Also No murdering, attempted murder of players and passive mobs. Griefers can be banned for life!Do not hack, glitch, exploit, x-ray or use mods in any way.Do not touch stuff that is not yours. Be it a farm, house, animals, or items a player has dropped, do not touch it, or give it back immediately.No whining, and no begging for items or for admin or staff status.No Surface mining, including strip mining and open-pit mining. Sample mine at this public warp /Sample_Mine.If you cut a tree down take all the wood and replant or remove all the leave take all the wood and replant.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Diversity Network

Creative, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Diversity is a growing survival multiplayer server with a lot of potential. We have a great community and are always looking for new players to come and join us!

Upon joining you will be forced to read the rules before moving on to play on the server. Make sure you read them! Once you promote yourself, you will then start progressing through the Levels, we currently have 20 levels in total. Levels are gained based on game time. The higher your level, the more perks you will have, these can include homes, claim blocks and kits!

We have GriefPrevention installed so you can protect your builds. You will start with 100 blocks and you’ll gain 100 claim blocks per hour of game time. We encourage people to claim their builds as this will make life easier for everyone.

There is a Random Warp Hub available, so you can choose a random location based on your preferred biome and get started straight away where no one can bother you!

We have a great friendly community and awesome staff who will always be happy to help anyone out with any questions.

For more information about the server please check out our website:

About Diversity

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	7656

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MCPVP

Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

MCPVP is THE original hardcore PvP server. We were the original creators of both CTF and Hunger Games for Minecraft. We recently integrated our CTF with Major League Gaming so you can now be an MLG Pro on Minecraft, playing on MCPVP only!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PlussyCraft Network

Parkour

PlussyCraft is a Cracked Minecraft server founded by @Gust09 , first released in 2013 as a Portuguese community. As of April 20th 2023, we look forward to expanding our reach and welcoming English-speaking players to our community to share our ideas with a broader audience. We are thrilled to welcome new members and invite you to join us today!

Server IP: play.plussycraft.net

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Kratos Minecraft

A server focused solely on having fun and hanging out. Join the Facebook group for all notifications of in game events and make some real life friends! The server is very informal and we focus on letting everyone just do their own thing.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Givmehdiamonds Server

*50 slots (Adjustable to 100)! *PVP maps! *High uptime! *Friendly admins & players! *Towny Survival! *Creative plotme! *Website! *Teamspeak! *Loads of plugins! *Ranks! *Home of the popular Youtube channel Givmehdiamonds: http://www.youtube.com/user/Givmehdiamonds

IP: mc.givmehdiamonds.com Teamspeak: ts.givmehdiamonds.com

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

AsiaCraft

Asia-Craft

Here are some quick facts about us!

High End CPU and RAM which = No Lag! 150 Slots! Over 38 plugins! PvP Challenges and events weekly!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Craftsylvania

Survival

**Description:** Craftsylvania is a semi-vanilla server (vanilla + claims)

**Features:**

– just plain old minecraft with the protection of claims! – awesome 6 year old community of friendly players

**Rules:**

– no hacked clients – no griefing

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Crafteemc

Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Active server since June 2011! Server IP: crafteemc.com Server Website: http://www.crafteemc.com

Craftee Survival Minecraft Server. Running Bukkit.

Dedicated server and internet connection. Active group of players Helpful admin Awesome gameplay

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.