BlameTheJews Minecraft SMP

Blame, BlameTheJews, children, China, cultural beliefs, demographics, East Asian countries, fertility rates, freedom, Japan, Jewish influence, Jews, Korea, low birthrates, Minecraft, modern era, parenting, population control, slim bodies, smp, societal pressures, Stereotypes, weight gain, Women

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further! Our server is so crazy, even pol would be scratching his head.

Join us and experience the insanity of blaming Jews for low birthrates in Minecraft! But wait, there’s more! Did you know that in our server, East Asian countries like China, Korea, and Japan have low birthrates too? And it’s all because the women are afraid of ruining their slim bodies and gaining weight quickly from giving birth. Who needs freedom when you can have a slim body, am I right?

So come on over and join our Minecraft SMP for a laugh riot like no other. Who needs logic when you have pure chaos?

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

MCessence.com

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

IP: McEssence.com Bedrock cross play uses same IP and default bedrock port- 19132 Wiki: http://www.mcessence.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/xu3rR3akWt

Experience a fresh take on Minecraft multiplayer with McEssence.

Say goodbye to cluttered servers, economies, vote crates, spammy messages, and overwhelming commands.

We have no ranks, no cluttered chat , no land claiming , no hacking. Just pure multiplayer minecraft.

Join now for a simple and unique gaming experience!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8214
Enchantments Applied:	285	Farms Harvested:	656

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Taiwan Brocoli Server

PvP, Survival

Taiwan Brocoli Server In our server we have the following gamemodes: -Survival(SMP) Allow you and friends to play in an open world with only a few rules -Mine simulator | For digger and PVPer Join us now!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PotatoCraft SMP

Economy, Hardcore, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A Free Non pay to win Survival SMP with infamous poato /home /claim spwanershop build cool stuff and have fun community events and more!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3240	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

RotMC

PvE, Roleplay

RotMC Is a unique bullet hell MMO RPG Perma Death game, No this isnt your factions, skyblock, prison or whatever generic server. There is nothing quite like this out there.

Defeat Challenging bosses that look astonishing with fully custom 3D Models and obtain exciting loot. There has not been a 3D bullet hell that has been done properly in minecraft before and this is truly something I believe you will enjoy. Try it today!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Gemcraft

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Gemcraft! We offer a 1.17 survival experience! We have a brand new, friendly, and active community to make your survival experience like no other. We have a dedicated team that is working to constantly provide new content and the best experience possible. With an active community and a player driven economy, we would love to see you online.

Some of our features: • Mcmmo • Land-Protection • Quests • Custom Enchants (Vanilla Based) • Backpacks • In-Game Ranks • Jobs • PVE and PVP (Optional) • Friendly Community • Events

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

JustySurvival

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

We are a sponsored Survival server with a Twitch Affiliate – Justy135: Land Claiming – Claim land & live with friends MCMMO – Level up Sword, Axe, Mining, fishing Skills! etc. Player Trading – Trade Securely with other players. Economy – Grind money by killing mobs or Questing. Chest Locking – Use a sign to lock chests and keep people out! Gates – Build a castle with a HUGE gate, open and close it to let people in/out! Player Shops – Rule the economy with your very own shop. Stream Events – Custom Events streamed by Justy135. PVP – Kill someone and steal their head to hang in your base! Leaderboards – Compete with others to be the richest! IP: play.JustySurvival.com (Server is now LIVE!)

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

RubyCraft

Mini Games, Prison

Italian server with many innovative modes such as L’opprison le bedwars! Join Now! all versions are supported we are waiting for you Join Now

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Alien Abductions:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Minecraft Manhunt Network

Hardcore, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Manhunt Server!

McManhunt Network is the largest Manhunt Server on the planet. Play Dream’s iconic gamemodes such as Manhunt, Random Items Challenge, DeathSwap, Hitman, Block Shuffle, Speedrunning as well as our exclusive minigame Lava Rises. We also have a unique and exciting HARDCORE SMP. Join our CASH prize events for lots of fun! We have more than 400+ Game Servers waiting for you! Join us now at : play.mcmanhunt.com

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Voyagers Haven

Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit

Voyagers Haven 2 offers an immersive medieval fantasy experience that fits all play styles. There is so much to do, from vast selections of decorative blocks to adventuring off finding dungeons, structures, ruins, and fighting bosses! While focusing on exploration, magic, and adventure with the combination of roleplay, you’ll find yourself right at home.

Start now and explore a fantasy world with mythical beasts! Decided to fight or befriend creatures. The choice is yours in Voyagers Haven.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Cottagecraft

MCMMO, PvE, Survival

**YOU MUST JOIN THE DISCORD TO BE WHITELISTED**

Cottagecraft is a private & whitelisted, semi-vanilla, survival cottagecore 1.18 Minecraft Java server for players aged 14-25.

We are a friendly group of MC Java players that want to foster a community for everyone; there is both an active Discord server and additional Minecraft server to play and chat on!

Our Minecraft server consists of: – Over 60 plugins to add to the fun experience along with datapacks – Warps to farms, mines, and other community resources – Land claiming – Beautiful staff and player builds – And tons more!

We have wonderful staff that strive to make it safe for everyone, and are always accepting new members!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Mineclub

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Roleplay, Skywars

Social Metaverse playable on Minecraft — Make new friends, play fun games, and collect thousands of cosmetics on the blockchain! play.mineclub.com

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Minewool Network

Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Server 1.8.X/1.20.X, NOT PREMIUM. The best modalities and exclusive maps in each of them. The server is hosted on a high-performance service, to provide an excellent LAG-free gaming experience.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

2B2T-Chinese version

Survival

IP: 2b2t.xin 2b2t China Version Are you frustrated that there is no pure server in China Are you queuing up for international service and are you still delayed after entering Start a Steve, equipment all rely on doing, the road depends on running! Different from the international version The server adopts the offline login mode, which makes the genuine and offline versions can enter the server And support Chinese ID to join, add the invincible time after rebirth, red stone biology and other optimization Return you a pure MC world as much as possible!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	26	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Honeyvale

MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone! Welcome to our new Minecraft server Honeyvale! We’re an inclusive community that strives to make everyone comfortable and happy. Our server is mostly PVE and meant for creativity and building and having fun with one another!

We’re a semi-vanilla server with features such as MCMMO, Marriage, LWC, and Voting Rewards! We also include donator ranks that come with various perks that will be updated over time. Our server is mainly geared towards PvE, building, and community.

Please be sure to follow our rules and have fun!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CavePvP Network

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP

Hello!

Welcome to the CavePvP Network! Get a free rank by typing /freerank ingame!

We have HCF, Kitmap/KitPvP, Practice and more to come!

The server supports both 1.7 and 1.8!

IP – cavepvp.org Discord – http://cavepvp.org/discord

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.