BlameMyParentsMCServer | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of blaming your parents for making you a “retard” and homeschooling you? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can escape reality and dive into a world where being a “retard” is actually a superpower! Join us and unleash your inner Minecraft genius as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that defeating Blocky Bob will grant you the power to turn any block into diamond!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show your parents that being a “retard” in Minecraft is the coolest thing ever! Who needs a job when you can be a Minecraft master?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Farms Harvested:	614	Void Gems Collected:	32
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	3552	Runes Activated:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Holy Grails Found:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Runes Activated:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Star Shards Collected:	185	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	472	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Divine Spears Created:	21
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Potions Brewed:	147
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Falling into the Void:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	85

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	106	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Mines Excavated:	4211	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Dimension Hops:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	362
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Meteorites Collected:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Dimension Hops:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Buildings Constructed:	46
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.