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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 9101 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 33 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 98 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!